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re: “Sex Island” hires 100 prostitutes and offers “unlimited sex”

Posted on 5/4/22 at 2:31 pm to
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17633 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 2:31 pm to
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am guessing that you have to pay for everything else, so they make a ton on booze and food. Could be the only way it works. Also I would think tipping the girls is highly encouraged.


This and I imagine the food and booze aren't cheap.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
40180 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 2:31 pm to
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This is suspect as frick



Just the 26-30 helicopter trips would cost more than that. Assuming ~4 suckers per trip.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42539 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 2:34 pm to
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There's always one party pooper in every crowd.

I don’t think I’m eligible to be a participant anyway
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 2:34 pm to
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Time could be three days, though, but at four full 24 hour days, that’s a girl that charges $23.44 per hour.

Is that the kinda girl you want?

Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22318 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 2:35 pm to
Should probably call it STD Island or Simp Island.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13664 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 2:37 pm to
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Time could be three days, though, but at four full 24 hour days, that’s a girl that charges $23.44 per hour.


I don’t think I have ever slept with a chick so hot people would pay her $23 per hour just to sleep.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37596 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 2:40 pm to
Sasquatch did it first.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
7065 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 2:42 pm to
Why is it that I can never come up with a great idea like this?
Posted by CouldCareLess
Member since Feb 2019
2693 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 2:42 pm to
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I don’t think I’m eligible


If you got $4500, I doubt the prostitutes care if your a man, a woman or a little green Martian.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6225 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16496 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 3:01 pm to
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What do you get to do after the first 5 minutes

Take your 4 hour power nap and hope you're ready to go for the 2nd girl.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16496 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 3:01 pm to
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A 4 day all you can eat buffet.

If I'm paying, I'm not eating
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
11781 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 3:07 pm to
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That seems really cheap to hire 100 women for 4 days if sex. $4,500 x 50 is $225,000. At 100 women, assuming all proceeds go to the ladies of the evening, that’s $2,250 for 4 days of sex work.


I think you get this discount with Costco's premium membership
Posted by Vamos Brandonos
Member since Mar 2022
1021 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 3:17 pm to
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Also I would think tipping the girls is highly encouraged.


They are getting tipped all day every day. And some.
Posted by RTRinTampa
Central FL
Member since Jan 2013
5532 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 3:36 pm to
Send the your money and then show up at an empty lot with your $4500 long gone. Suckers.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36524 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 3:37 pm to
This sounds fun until that one guy falls in love and loses his shite because you’re breaking the love of his life’s back.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 3:41 pm to
I can't afford it but otw
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
3724 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 3:43 pm to
$4500 divided by 4 days x 4 NPD =16 nuts max. = $281.25 per nut.
That seems fair if I get drinks and food for free.
Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
3013 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 3:57 pm to
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Money was better spent on scratch offs.


Either way, they’ll be plenty of scratching.
Posted by TwoFace
Member since Mar 2018
1114 posts
Posted on 5/4/22 at 3:58 pm to
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imagine the food and booze aren't cheap


Gatorade and energy bars.
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