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re: Sex in the movies vs. Sex in real life
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:57 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:57 pm to Henry Jones Jr
My girl insists her snatch is self cleaning so I assume it also cleans me when i'm in there.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:59 pm to ag3ntpurpl3
quote:
I guess I'll wipe my dick off now
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:59 pm to LuckyTiger
I usually have a laundry basket for towels by my bed to I just grab one of those. 
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:59 pm to LuckyTiger
That's fricking disgusting 
Posted on 11/6/14 at 2:02 pm to jmcs68
its ok J, I could lose a little weight myself
Posted on 11/6/14 at 2:03 pm to CoCo311
then youre carrying it in the right places
Posted on 11/6/14 at 2:03 pm to tgrbaitn08
I just spit up my ginger ale.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 2:05 pm to jmcs68
are you laughing at me or with me?
Posted on 11/6/14 at 2:05 pm to CoCo311
quote:
That's it, I just carry my weight well.
That's what I keep saying, when my kids call me fat.
I'm just big boned.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 2:06 pm to LuckyTiger
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My girl insists her snatch is self cleaning so I assume it also cleans me when i'm in there.
Got bad news for you brah - she's exaggerating and more than a little bit.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 2:09 pm to tgrbaitn08
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are you laughing at me or with me?
With you buddy
Posted on 11/6/14 at 2:57 pm to jmcs68
@ this thread
I have truly enjoyed reading everything in here.

I have truly enjoyed reading everything in here.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 4:18 pm to 68wDoc68w
Well things definitely escalated from "I guess I'll clean my dick now."
Posted on 11/6/14 at 4:26 pm to Displaced
quote:
cue the responses from everyone else on the OT whos girl is 5'7" 108lb
my ex got to 109.5 and I dropped her
Posted on 11/6/14 at 4:26 pm to jmcs68
How on Earth did I miss THIS thread?

Posted on 11/6/14 at 4:27 pm to ag3ntpurpl3
Paper Towels? The frick? Is this amateur hour? Use a damn rag that won't leave paper residue behind for frick's sake.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 4:28 pm to Salmon
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the only thing missing is the woman's waddle to the bathroom
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