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re: Sex in the movies vs. Sex in real life

Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:45 pm to
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36766 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:45 pm to
I could knock up women who have had hysterectomies. Don't test me
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33051 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:45 pm to
so why pull out?
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:45 pm to
She's saying your wife is round.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:45 pm to
thanks Lester, but she's not fat
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:46 pm to
No reason to tempt fate.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73704 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

would you suck your wifes' toes after she walked around Bourbon Street barefooted all day? Same thing



Nope. Your SO's ladyparts get that nasty just from sleeping? If so she needs to get to the doctor like today.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

She's saying your wife is round.



nah, she's not
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:47 pm to
First of all I don't believe him and I don't care what his wife weighs. I'm not sleeping with her.
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:47 pm to
I don't think she is. I don't think I'm chubby either, but this is the OT.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33051 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:48 pm to
this is why no one likes you, fwiw.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:49 pm to


First of all. I'm joking and he knows I'm am.
And wtf are you?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:50 pm to
my wife doesnt weight 155 lbs...

not even close
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
68531 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:50 pm to
My ex (who blew up to 5'4" 140) was fat, sorry your wife is fat.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:52 pm to
See, I knew it!

And you got that jackass thinking I'm being mean to you.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36766 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:52 pm to
Depends, some of them get some fat tits and arse with a little weight
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:54 pm to
No reason to be a bitch about his wife. Smdh
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77145 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:54 pm to
"I guess I'll wipe my dick off" is true about 90% of the time but there are times like the first one where we just lay there for about 5 minutes or so before she does the waddle to the bathroom. Birth control is such a beautiful thing
This post was edited on 11/6/14 at 1:55 pm
Posted by Scrowe
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2010
2939 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

Depends, some of them get some fat tits and arse with a little weight


That's a fact, there is a difference between 140 with A cup tits and 140 with D cups. It's all on where they carry the weight.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:55 pm to
He knows I was joking my sweet friend
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:56 pm to
That's it, I just carry my weight well.
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