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re: Sex in the movies vs. Sex in real life

Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:35 am to
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:35 am to
What a funny, lighthearted thread until...

quote:

So abortion...?


Despicable.


Way to go a-hole.
Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:35 am to
I always liked fighting over who got to sleep in the "spot". Fun times.
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
Member since Nov 2007
1943 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:35 am to
Posted by mattgr1983
Austin, Tx
Member since Oct 2012
2434 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:36 am to
Freaking hilarious. The comments are solid as well.
Posted by Reames239
Hammond
Member since Sep 2014
676 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:45 am to


Coming from you with all the wasteful posts you make.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95675 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:51 am to
quote:

Yeah, the only time you do that is if you're trying to make a baby.


Uh - I go directly to sleep - almost every time.

Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:53 am to
in house of cards when the guy who was murdeted by frank bangs what's here face for the first time she takes a tissue and wipes off after and hands him one. My hands went up as I said, "thank you."

Bout time they got that shite right.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:58 am to
quote:

...or when they first wake up and start sucking face...with morning breath! Nas-tay!


For years my dad told me how unrealistic those sort of scenes are, and so naturally I assumed I should avoid such things when such a situation arose.

Surprisingly, my partners and I have never seemed to have much of a problem with the whole morning breath dilemma. My current SO usually initiates a kiss whenever we wake up.

Then again, I'm obsessed with dental hygiene so maybe all that prep work from the night before pays off.
Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:59 am to
Your dad is wrong. Morning sex is awesome.
Posted by sunnyz
Member since Oct 2014
217 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

I always liked fighting over who got to sleep in the "spot".


This is why you make sure the loving happens on their side
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73704 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

I always liked fighting over who got to sleep in the "spot". Fun times.


Get a king sized bed and you won't have to worry about one of you having to sleep in the spot.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:20 pm to
Hahaha
Posted by Weaver
Madisonville, LA
Member since Nov 2005
28124 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:27 pm to
Sad but true
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

Morning sex is awesome.

Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
27939 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

Morning sex is awesome.

and is great for keeping that testosterone level increased for men, considering testosterone levels peak in the early morning...

over time, morning sex could lead to overall higher blood levels of free testosterone in males...
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84436 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

For years my dad told me how unrealistic those sort of scenes are, and so naturally I assumed I should avoid such things when such a situation arose.

Surprisingly, my partners and I have never seemed to have much of a problem with the whole morning breath dilemma. My current SO usually initiates a kiss whenever we wake up.

Then again, I'm obsessed with dental hygiene so maybe all that prep work from the night before pays off


You and your boyfriend must get along great.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73704 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

Morning sex is awesome.



Very true. We just avoid the making out part.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:43 pm to
the problem with morning sex is I dont like digging for clams in the morning. I like fresh clams, right out of the shower.
Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:45 pm to
Man up you pussy
Posted by ag3ntpurpl3
Member since Aug 2011
1140 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:46 pm to
My wife & I enjoy morning sex. We both look at each other and say "man, you're breath is harsh" then say oh well and go at it. 2 wrongs make a right in that situation.
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