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re: Sex in the movies vs. Sex in real life
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:49 pm to Drew Orleans
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:49 pm to Drew Orleans
oh I'll hit, I just wont lick it 
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Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:53 pm to tgrbaitn08
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oh I'll hit, I just wont lick it
What, first thing in the morning? That's like one of my favorite breakfasts.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:54 pm to Drew Orleans
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Your dad is wrong. Morning sex is awesome.
I've come to realize that. It has become part of my Sunday morning routine.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:56 pm to Darth_Vader
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What, first thing in the morning? That's like one of my favorite breakfasts.
im not into all that panty pudding thats been marinating between her legs all night.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:56 pm to Drew Orleans
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Morning sex is awesome.
Closely followed by drunken after 2am sex
Posted on 11/6/14 at 12:56 pm to SabiDojo
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You and your boyfriend must get along great.
What's the matter, sweetheart? Do you have a lot of pent-up frustration due to your inability to get laid recently?
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:00 pm to saint amant steve
Lol no. I'm married. I've learned to accept I'll never get laid again.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:01 pm to tgrbaitn08
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im not into all that panty pudding thats been marinating between her legs all night.
You might want to advise her to go see a doctor.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:02 pm to tgrbaitn08
She has a medical condition and should get that checked.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:10 pm to jmcs68
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She has a medical condition and should get that checked.
She's right. Yeah get her some antibiotics or something and then you to can start enjoying the breakfast of champions yourself.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:11 pm to Darth_Vader
do you stick your tongue in your wife's mouth before she brushes her teeth in the morning, or would you rather her brush her teeth first? Same thing
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:12 pm to jmcs68
she doesnt have a fricking medical condition retardPosted on 11/6/14 at 1:12 pm to tgrbaitn08
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do you stick your tongue in your wife's mouth before she brushes her teeth in the morning, or would you rather her brush her teeth first?
No
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Same thing
Not really
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:13 pm to tgrbaitn08
Well maybe you do?
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:15 pm to jmcs68
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Well maybe you do?
Oh I definitely do
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:16 pm to Darth_Vader
would you suck your wifes' toes after she walked around Bourbon Street barefooted all day? Same thing
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:18 pm to tgrbaitn08
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would you suck your wifes' toes after she walked around Bourbon Street barefooted all day? Same thing
Well.. there are so many things I want to say there, but it would be extremely graphic.
Basically, morning sex is awesome. Hell, I can't even tell you the last time we had sex at night, actually.
But that's more due to long distance relationship woes. Also, we both wake up on our own to pee in the morning and we both can't stand the way morning mouth tastes (we drink before bed every night) so brushing comes anyway. But as far as the girly bits? I shower every night.
And well, your tongue really doesn't need to be "in" anything (though it is fine sometimes too).. as the parts that get stimulated in oral sex aren't there. So I'm missing where it's really that gross.
But hey.. different strokes.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:23 pm to LouisianaLady
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And well, your tongue really doesn't need to be "in" anything (though it is fine sometimes too).. as the parts that get stimulated in oral sex aren't there.
thanks for clearing that up
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:24 pm to LouisianaLady
Nothing like waking up to a blowjob.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 1:24 pm to tgrbaitn08
Well. You'd be surprised how many are unaware
But really, I was just saying that because that part shouldn't be gross.
But really, I was just saying that because that part shouldn't be gross.
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