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Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:38 am to Darth_Vader
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I just grab the wash cloth I used in the shower or a towel out of the basket.
T-shirts from the dirty clothes are softer
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:38 am to CoCo311
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Yeah, the only time you do that is if you're trying to make a baby.
Pretty much. No waddling to the bathroom for me either. Our method of birth control requires me to lie there until he comes back and wipes me down
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:39 am to LouisianaLady
You make him pull out?
Lame.
Lame.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:42 am to fr33manator
I'd say that's probably his decision more than mine.
Both, really.
We aren't joking about not wanting a baby. Accidental pregnancy wouldn't end pretty.
Both, really.
We aren't joking about not wanting a baby. Accidental pregnancy wouldn't end pretty.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:43 am to LouisianaLady
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We aren't joking about not wanting a baby. Accidental pregnancy wouldn't end pretty.
my gf and I are the same. Scared to death of it to the point of using BC, and her stomach acid to avoid any issues.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:45 am to Jimbeaux28
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T-shirts from the dirty clothes are softer
Probably but the dirty clothes is all the way in back of our closet on the other side of the room while the dirty towels are in the master bath which is closer. It's all about convenience.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:45 am to CptBengal
I am on the pill too. And have a lot of female issues that actually make pregnancy pretty unlikely.
But still. We don't want kids.
Accidental pregnancies generally aren't all that accidental.
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her stomach acid to avoid any issues.
Just realized what you meant by this.
Awww yeah
This post was edited on 11/6/14 at 10:46 am
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:46 am to CptBengal
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We aren't joking about not wanting a baby. Accidental pregnancy wouldn't end pretty.
This makes me glad I got the big V after our last one was born.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:49 am to LouisianaLady
The "I guess I'll wipe my dick off now" line made lol so hard.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:53 am to ag3ntpurpl3
"Um, here's a t-shirt for your face"
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:55 am to LouisianaLady
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Accidental pregnancies generally aren't all that accidental.
agreed. Simple steps to avoid that trap and live a fine DINK life.
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Just realized what you meant by this.
they cant do no babymaking if they burning in acid!
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:07 am to LouisianaLady
you know what they call people who rely on pulling out as their method of birth control?
Parents.
Parents.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:16 am to Celery
One of the best scenes from the brilliant HBO series "Girls" was when Adam was about to pop he said (stiffly and awkwardly, yet somehow confidently): "Where do you want it - on your face?"

Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:23 am to ag3ntpurpl3
"I guess I'll wipe my dick off now." I can't stop laughing.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:24 am to Salmon
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I mean...its true
Unless you're an a-hole... Bc I would always wait until
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the woman's waddle to the bathroom.
And use her sheets... It's not a bad as it sounds. We just had sex on them.
This post was edited on 11/6/14 at 11:25 am
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:25 am to ag3ntpurpl3
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I guess I'll wipe my dick off now
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:27 am to LouisianaLady
So abortion...?
Despicable.
Despicable.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:29 am to Darth_Vader
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I just grab the wash cloth I used in the shower or a towel out of the basket.
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:32 am to Reames239
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