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re: Sex in the movies vs. Sex in real life

Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:31 am to
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11670 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:31 am to
I'm usually scrambling for a towel to wipe the load off her back as she is yelling 'it's running off, it's running off!"
Posted by Jimbeaux28
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
4087 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:38 am to
quote:


I just grab the wash cloth I used in the shower or a towel out of the basket.


T-shirts from the dirty clothes are softer
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83035 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:38 am to
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Yeah, the only time you do that is if you're trying to make a baby.




Pretty much. No waddling to the bathroom for me either. Our method of birth control requires me to lie there until he comes back and wipes me down
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134661 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:39 am to
You make him pull out?


Lame.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83035 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:42 am to
I'd say that's probably his decision more than mine.

Both, really.

We aren't joking about not wanting a baby. Accidental pregnancy wouldn't end pretty.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:43 am to
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We aren't joking about not wanting a baby. Accidental pregnancy wouldn't end pretty.


my gf and I are the same. Scared to death of it to the point of using BC, and her stomach acid to avoid any issues.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73704 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:45 am to
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T-shirts from the dirty clothes are softer


Probably but the dirty clothes is all the way in back of our closet on the other side of the room while the dirty towels are in the master bath which is closer. It's all about convenience.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83035 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:45 am to


I am on the pill too. And have a lot of female issues that actually make pregnancy pretty unlikely.

But still. We don't want kids.

Accidental pregnancies generally aren't all that accidental.

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her stomach acid to avoid any issues.


Just realized what you meant by this.

Awww yeah

This post was edited on 11/6/14 at 10:46 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73704 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:46 am to
quote:

We aren't joking about not wanting a baby. Accidental pregnancy wouldn't end pretty.



This makes me glad I got the big V after our last one was born.

Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:49 am to
The "I guess I'll wipe my dick off now" line made lol so hard.
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11690 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:53 am to
"Um, here's a t-shirt for your face"
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 10:55 am to
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Accidental pregnancies generally aren't all that accidental.


agreed. Simple steps to avoid that trap and live a fine DINK life.

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Just realized what you meant by this.


they cant do no babymaking if they burning in acid!
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33051 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:07 am to
you know what they call people who rely on pulling out as their method of birth control?





Parents.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:16 am to
One of the best scenes from the brilliant HBO series "Girls" was when Adam was about to pop he said (stiffly and awkwardly, yet somehow confidently): "Where do you want it - on your face?"

Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
15077 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:23 am to


"I guess I'll wipe my dick off now." I can't stop laughing.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
54026 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:24 am to
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I mean...its true


Unless you're an a-hole... Bc I would always wait until

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the woman's waddle to the bathroom.


And use her sheets... It's not a bad as it sounds. We just had sex on them.
This post was edited on 11/6/14 at 11:25 am
Posted by DVA Tailgater
Bunkie
Member since Jan 2011
3472 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:25 am to
quote:

I guess I'll wipe my dick off now



Posted by Reames239
Hammond
Member since Sep 2014
676 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:27 am to
So abortion...?


Despicable.
Posted by bigpetedatiga
Alexandria, LA
Member since Aug 2009
8775 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:29 am to
quote:

I just grab the wash cloth I used in the shower or a towel out of the basket.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
54026 posts
Posted on 11/6/14 at 11:32 am to
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This post was edited on 11/6/14 at 11:32 am
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