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Seeking explanation - able-bodied in sit n’ scoots at Wal-Mart

Posted on 4/18/25 at 1:51 pm
Posted by UsingUpAllTheLetters
Stuck in Transfer Portal
Member since Aug 2011
8876 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 1:51 pm
I’ve encountered this more and more over the last few years when stopping off at Wal-Mart for something. Can someone here provide any insight as to why these dickless pieces of shite might decide to cruise around in motorized scooters?
Posted by Purplehaze
spring, tx
Member since Dec 2003
2114 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 1:56 pm to
Stop going to Wal Mart
Posted by 1MileTiger
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jun 2011
1810 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 1:56 pm to
Sometimes I get gout attacks which makes it insanely difficult to walk or even put on a shoe. Why does it fricking matter to you why someone might need to use it?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82673 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 1:56 pm to
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Sometimes I get gout attacks
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
9617 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 1:57 pm to
Knees can't support the fat that long.

They have to ride baw
Posted by SallysHuman
With Sally
Member since Jan 2025
2534 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 1:58 pm to
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UsingUpAllTheLetters


Somebody run over your foot in the feminine hygiene aisle or something?
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4324 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 1:59 pm to
Walmart. There's your answer.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
33939 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:00 pm to
It probably makes it more fun
Posted by Dubosed
Gulf Breeze
Member since Nov 2012
7465 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:01 pm to
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Walmart. There's your answer.



Was in line behind a youth riding one in Publix last week. He was loaded up on gummy worms and other candy. Not just a Wal Mart problem.
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
251 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:02 pm to
Because they're lazy fricks
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1336 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:02 pm to
Who gives a shite? Maybe they have a health condition that you aren't qualified to diagnose just by looking at them. In the grand scheme of things this has to be at or near the bottom of things you should be worried about. Maybe you should be more concerned with why you can't afford to shop anywhere other than Walmart.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53433 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:07 pm to
Because invisible handicaps are more fun than visible ones.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
16546 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:19 pm to
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Stop going to Wal Mart

Unfortunately Walmart isn’t the problem, it’s just a symptom of modern American cultural decline.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
5701 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:22 pm to
Stop following me.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24209 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:23 pm to
Sheer frickin laziness and victim mentality
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
86297 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:26 pm to
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Not just a Wal Mart problem.
it's an american problem and the north can kiss my arse for making fun of the southern food. They're a bunch of fat bastards too.
Posted by 257WBY
Member since Feb 2014
6725 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:27 pm to
A person is in bad shape when they can’t walk behind a shopping cart.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
2472 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:38 pm to
When I was a bagger at Winn Dixie as a teenager, the best part of the job was driving them from the parking lot back to the front of the store.

Maybe they’re just trying to provide enjoyment for the kids out there making minimum wage.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
37680 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:46 pm to
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these dickless pieces of shite


Sounds like you were disappointed in your sexual conquest.
Posted by redneck hippie
Stillwater
Member since Dec 2008
5983 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:47 pm to
When my daughter was about 3 years old we jumped on one and just rode around the store. She loved it.
Some of the employees gave us the stink eye but no one had the balls to tell us to stop.
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