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Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:21 pm to Tear It Up
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For public restroom shits I keep individually wrapped Clorox wipes and arse gaskets in my truck. Wipe the seat down with the Clorox wipe leaving it damp enough for the arse gasket to adhere to the seat. Depending on seat coverage I will add additional toilet paper.
If I have to take a public shite it is an emergency. There is no time for arts and crafts projects.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:21 pm to deltaland
A - OT baws
B - money board
C- soccer and Aggie boards
D - politards
B - money board
C- soccer and Aggie boards
D - politards
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:22 pm to tunechi
shite on hands after you wash them?
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:23 pm to Longhorn Actual
quote:
You guys don't pee sitting down?
Only when I:
1) Want to use my phone during a peaceful moment without interruption
2) Want to optimize my efficiency when I need to eat and run
3) When I just want to ride it like a Harley
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:24 pm to Tear It Up
quote:
Wipe the seat down with the Clorox wipe leaving it damp enough for the arse gasket to adhere to the seat. Depending on seat coverage I will add additional toilet paper.
Do you leave a paper mache sculpture when done?
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:25 pm to deltaland
If no urinal:
Peeing while sitting down is for women, potty training toddlers, and those too drunk to coordinate the whole standing AND peeing thing.
quote:
A. Use the toe of your boot to lift lid before urinating
Peeing while sitting down is for women, potty training toddlers, and those too drunk to coordinate the whole standing AND peeing thing.
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:33 pm to deltaland
Always cracks me up about the hard arse baws in here that are terrified of germs.
The edge of that toilet seat probably has fewer bacteria than your steering wheel.
The edge of that toilet seat probably has fewer bacteria than your steering wheel.
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 5:34 pm
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:40 pm to deltaland
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B. Get a tissue or tp and lift the lid with your hand using tissue to shield your hand from germs
Didn't go with A because most of the time my boots have cow
on them and I'm afraid what's on/under the seat could be worse. I don't want to dirty up my boots.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:42 pm to OK Roughneck
quote:
A because most of the time my boots have cow :shite:
on them
How did you make the poop appear
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:44 pm to deltaland
Leave it down. My dick is long enough to hang below the seat and not get any on it.
Eta: can't believe I'm the first, I thought this was the OT
Eta: can't believe I'm the first, I thought this was the OT
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:55 pm to deltaland
Commercial toilet seats usually are not a complete loop and are open in the front.
They look more like a horseshoe then a donut
Piss through the opening……
They look more like a horseshoe then a donut
Piss through the opening……
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:58 pm to boudinman
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I'll just piss in the urinal like a real baw.
Assume no urinal present
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:01 pm to deltaland
D
Though if i piss on seat i wipe it with tp
Though if i piss on seat i wipe it with tp
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:05 pm to deltaland
As a true alpha and/or germophobe, the only acceptable solution is boot to lift lid, then boot to flush. Or, just piss in a bush outside the way God intended.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:07 pm to deltaland
(A) Why are you peeing in a stall?
(B) If you're not peeing, your arse is no cleaner than anyone elses
(B) If you're not peeing, your arse is no cleaner than anyone elses
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:08 pm to deltaland
Posted on 4/18/24 at 6:09 pm to fr33manator
quote:
A because most of the time my boots have cow :shite:
on them
How did you make the poop appear
I'm walking in cow lots everyday or getting it flung on me while checking cattle on a motorcycle or a JD gator.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 7:02 pm to OK Roughneck
No I mean the poop emoji in your text.
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