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Seat is down on a public bathroom toilet
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:56 pm
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:56 pm
Do you:
A. Use the toe of your boot to lift lid before urinating
B. Get a tissue or tp and lift the lid with your hand using tissue to shield your hand from germs
C. Lift the lid with your bare hand
D. Pee with the lid down and leave it for the next occupant to wipe your piss off
Thread is obviously for men only. I feel like how you approach this issue tells a lot about the type of person you are.
A is more masculine/baw types
B is more men who work in an office or professional setting
C is a low class person with bad hygiene
D. a-hole with little regard to others
A. Use the toe of your boot to lift lid before urinating
B. Get a tissue or tp and lift the lid with your hand using tissue to shield your hand from germs
C. Lift the lid with your bare hand
D. Pee with the lid down and leave it for the next occupant to wipe your piss off
Thread is obviously for men only. I feel like how you approach this issue tells a lot about the type of person you are.
A is more masculine/baw types
B is more men who work in an office or professional setting
C is a low class person with bad hygiene
D. a-hole with little regard to others
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Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:57 pm to deltaland
Leave it down and piss on the floor to avoid giving the next shitter a wet arse
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:57 pm to deltaland
Open lid with foot
Plenty of men here apparently sit down to pee though
Plenty of men here apparently sit down to pee though
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:58 pm to deltaland
You guys don't pee sitting down?
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:58 pm to deltaland
I'll just piss in the urinal like a real baw.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:59 pm to deltaland
Always A. A no brainer. That’s why we are bipeds
Posted on 4/18/24 at 4:59 pm to deltaland
Piss everywhere except in the toilet
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:03 pm to Walt OReilly
Lift the lid with my toe. I try to think of the next poor besterd that follows behind me.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:05 pm to deltaland
A
On a related note, nothing grinds my gears worse than a public bathroom with no towel dispenser to dry your hands and only a blower that just blows shite particles all over the place
On a related note, nothing grinds my gears worse than a public bathroom with no towel dispenser to dry your hands and only a blower that just blows shite particles all over the place
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:06 pm to deltaland
quote:
A. Use the toe of your boot to lift lid before urinating
Boot?
Push it up with your foot. This is not hard and something that you should not need help with.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:06 pm to t00f
all of the above
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:06 pm to deltaland
I piss outside like a man
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:07 pm to t00f
quote:
Push it up with your foot.
I lost a flip-flop sandal in a toilet doing this maneuver trying to flush the handle with my foot.
Do not recommend it.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:08 pm to deltaland
A if boots/shoes on. B if sandals on
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:08 pm to deltaland
E. Piss on the wall to assert my dominance.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:08 pm to TrimTab
Imma not touching a toilet with flip flops on 
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:13 pm to deltaland
quote:
C. Lift the lid with your bare hand
quote:
C is a low class person with bad hygiene
You're a double masker, huh?
If you had any idea of the filth and foulness you come into contact with on any given day your panties would wad tighter than a pretzel.
You are crawling with germs baw.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:14 pm to deltaland
quote:
D. Pee with the lid down
But I go the extra mile to make sure I don't piss on the seat in public restrooms unless they are already filthy.
If u straddle the toilet and piss straight down rather than standing 3 feet away you can generally prevent pissing on the seat.
At work if I see any drops on the seat after, I wipe them off. In a fast food bathroom, that's tough luck
This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 5:16 pm
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:16 pm to deltaland
Prefer using a urinal, but if using a commode I lift the seat with my foot and flush with my foot.
For public restroom shits I keep individually wrapped Clorox wipes and arse gaskets in my truck. Wipe the seat down with the Clorox wipe leaving it damp enough for the arse gasket to adhere to the seat. Depending on seat coverage I will add additional toilet paper.
For public restroom shits I keep individually wrapped Clorox wipes and arse gaskets in my truck. Wipe the seat down with the Clorox wipe leaving it damp enough for the arse gasket to adhere to the seat. Depending on seat coverage I will add additional toilet paper.
Posted on 4/18/24 at 5:18 pm to deltaland
It should be a rule that public toilet seats stay up.
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