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Seal slaps a kayaker with an octopus

Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:02 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:02 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:02 pm to
he was playing pus fetch.
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:03 pm to
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:04 pm to
would be nice if seals were Terrestrials and could go around slapping bicyclists.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:04 pm to
Is this what people mean when they talk about tentacle porn?
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:08 pm to
Looks like a sea lion.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:09 pm to
That's a challenge to meet him at Sonic.
Posted by tketaco
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by RabidTiger
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:11 pm to
Thanks reddit!
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:11 pm to
I think that's a sea lion, not a seal.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:23 pm to
THIS is why LucasP died.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:29 pm to
That was way more awesome than I envisioned. This thread delivered, David
Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:39 pm to
Holy crap!

Would be really interesting to know what (or if anything) prompted that.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:52 pm to
Sea lion said get the frick out of my water, bitch!
Posted by gmrkr5
NC
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

would be nice if seals were Terrestrials and could go around slapping bicyclists.


where on the doll did the "bicyclists" touch you?
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

That was way more awesome than I envisioned. This thread delivered, David



it's very rare that there's a detailed description of what the OP will contain, i click and it does indeed contain what was promised by the OP, and then I come away satisfied.

I applaud the OP.
This post was edited on 9/26/18 at 1:57 pm
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 2:00 pm to
How else do you kill an octopus?

Kayak = rock.

Kill the octopus, don't have to worry about pesky tentacles resisting being eaten.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

How else do you kill an octopus?

Kayak = rock.

Kill the octopus, don't have to worry about pesky tentacles resisting being eaten.



Same way they kill fish. They rip them open by throwing them whilst their teeth are locked. This kayaker was just in the way.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14971 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Kill the octopus, don't have to worry about pesky tentacles resisting being eaten.

This seems plausible but then why did he leave the octopus there?
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