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Seal slaps a kayaker with an octopus
Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:02 pm

Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:02 pm to DavidTheGnome
he was playing pus fetch.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:04 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
would be nice if seals were Terrestrials and could go around slapping bicyclists.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:04 pm to DavidTheGnome
Is this what people mean when they talk about tentacle porn?
Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:08 pm to DavidTheGnome
Looks like a sea lion.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:09 pm to DavidTheGnome
That's a challenge to meet him at Sonic.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:11 pm to DavidTheGnome
I think that's a sea lion, not a seal.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:23 pm to DavidTheGnome
THIS is why LucasP died.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:29 pm to DavidTheGnome
That was way more awesome than I envisioned. This thread delivered, David
Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:39 pm to DavidTheGnome
Holy crap!
Would be really interesting to know what (or if anything) prompted that.
Would be really interesting to know what (or if anything) prompted that.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:52 pm to DavidTheGnome
Sea lion said get the frick out of my water, bitch!
Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:53 pm to Chad504boy
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would be nice if seals were Terrestrials and could go around slapping bicyclists.
where on the doll did the "bicyclists" touch you?
Posted on 9/26/18 at 1:56 pm to sweetwaterbilly
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That was way more awesome than I envisioned. This thread delivered, David
it's very rare that there's a detailed description of what the OP will contain, i click and it does indeed contain what was promised by the OP, and then I come away satisfied.
I applaud the OP.
This post was edited on 9/26/18 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 9/26/18 at 2:00 pm to 3nOut
How else do you kill an octopus?
Kayak = rock.
Kill the octopus, don't have to worry about pesky tentacles resisting being eaten.
Kayak = rock.
Kill the octopus, don't have to worry about pesky tentacles resisting being eaten.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 2:03 pm to real turf fan
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How else do you kill an octopus?
Kayak = rock.
Kill the octopus, don't have to worry about pesky tentacles resisting being eaten.
Same way they kill fish. They rip them open by throwing them whilst their teeth are locked. This kayaker was just in the way.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 2:04 pm to real turf fan
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Kill the octopus, don't have to worry about pesky tentacles resisting being eaten.
This seems plausible but then why did he leave the octopus there?
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