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re: Saw a turtle get run over

Posted on 10/3/19 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6314 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

It was in the middle of the road. A ford 350 work truck came through


Saw the same thing happen walking home from class at the corner of Stanford/LSU ave and West Lakeshore. Except the 350 didn't clip its head. He ran the whole thing straight over and it exploded. Poor thing never new what hit him.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6314 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

It was in the middle of the road. A ford 350 work truck came through


Saw the same thing happen walking home from class at the corner of Stanford/LSU ave and West Lakeshore. Except the 350 didn't clip its head. He ran the whole thing straight over and it exploded. Poor thing never knew what hit him.
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6295 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 12:35 pm to
Don’t assume that turtles gender baw
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141130 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12891 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 12:56 pm to
He had movement in all legs but didnt have the power to run away.

Imagine that, a turtle that can't run.
This post was edited on 10/3/19 at 12:57 pm
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
8143 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 12:57 pm to
Turtle power
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59345 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 12:59 pm to
what kind of retard returns to a dead turtle an hour later to mess with its body?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 12:59 pm to
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23548 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 1:20 pm to
Are you okay? Do you need a ride to the unemployment office to file for disability, claiming PTSD?

I'll pray that you recover from this traumatic experience.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39228 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 1:24 pm to
A cat got run over in the middle of an intersection in front of me while at a red might last week. It was flopping around bleeding out. I was the first vehicle in line and was gonna finish it off and be humane, but as I started moving all I could think about was everyone seeing this a-hole in a Jeep swerve over to crush an innocent cat they had no idea was already hit so I passed it up n left it flopping.

Still feel bad about not putting it out of its misery.
Posted by BiggerBear
Redbone Country
Member since Sep 2011
3164 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

the head had been decapitated


The body was decapitated, not the head. Or was it?

quote:

I came back an hour later and looked at the body. Flys had already started landing in its severed head.


Well, had the body been decapitated or not?

And, *flies

quote:

I poked the leg to see if rigamortis had set in and it was still alive.


So, the decapitated turtle was still alive, or was it just the leg? If the latter, you should have taken pictures.

Oh, and *rigor mortis

quote:

He had movement in all legs but didnt have the power to run away.


Hmmm. I'm now wondering if you know what "dead" means.
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2817 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 1:37 pm to
You went through all that trouble for a turtle??
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66495 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 1:38 pm to
You should have eaten it before it turned.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21809 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 1:47 pm to
I've seen more fricked up shite in discord channels.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18399 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 1:51 pm to
Had a break from making phone calls about flooring, eh?
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29900 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

Poor thing never new what hit him.


quote:

Poor thing never knew what hit him.



I respect the double post to correct an error.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33219 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 2:29 pm to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 2:29 pm to
Well, thanks for sharing, buddy!
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27942 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 2:31 pm to
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
5119 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 3:20 pm to
My grandma was killing chickens 1 day, chopping their heads off with hatchet.One headless chicken ran 50 yards,flapping his wings like hell.Quite a sight.
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