re: Saturday morning fiction: Magic player stops a racist

Posted by Prominentwon

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Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:05 am to Dire Wolf

This is the guy that beat up 3 racist, MAGA hat wearing, gun wielding bruisers!

This post was edited on 1/4/20 at 9:06 am

Posted by Jim Rockford

Member since May 2011

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Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:07 am to Dire Wolf

I thought this was about an Orlando Magic player. Not some nerd.

Posted by LCA131

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Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:07 am to Prominentwon

If he beats that up on the reg, 3 magafags would be no trouble.

Posted by Wolfhound45

Member since Nov 2009

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Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:08 am to upgrayedd

quote:
Glocks don't have manual safeties,retard

But if they did, he would have beaten them up.

Posted by Prominentwon

LSU, McNeese St. Fan

Member since Jan 2005

95095 posts

Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:09 am to LSUBoo

I read it all the way through. This story is nothing but clickbait. It’s written too much like a bad network series scene. Looks like it worked.

This post was edited on 1/4/20 at 9:11 am

Posted by Revelator

Member since Nov 2008

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Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:11 am to Dire Wolf

His story sounds like something ripped from a comic book. Go figure.

Posted by NOFOX

New Orleans

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Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:11 am to Jim Rockford

quote:
thought this was about an Orlando Magic player. Not some nerd.

Same here. I was thinking Aaron Gordon or Khem Birch knocked some racist Heat fan on his arse last night.

Posted by Prominentwon

LSU, McNeese St. Fan

Member since Jan 2005

95095 posts

Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:13 am to Revelator

I also see that he’s got some sort of podcast on YouTube and his page is open.

I’d be willing to bet this story is a way to get eyes on that channel.

This post was edited on 1/4/20 at 9:14 am

Posted by Ponchy Tiger

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Member since Aug 2004

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Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:13 am to Dire Wolf

Yeah this Magic player is lying. When you get into a confrontation with someone out of blue like is describing. There is no way you can remember that many details an be able to describe them so clearly.

Posted by Big Jim Slade

Member since Oct 2016

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Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:16 am to Dire Wolf

He’s a baaaad man. Probably earned a karate yellow belt when he was 7yo. In reality, none of this actually happened.

Posted by CheEngineer

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Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:16 am to Dire Wolf

Posted by alajones

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Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:19 am to Prominentwon

He posted this on his Facebook. All the comments are calling him out. Looks like he pulled this same shite back in 2016 also.

Posted by kingbob

Sorrento, LA

Member since Nov 2010

71199 posts

Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:20 am to 3nOut

quote:
I can assure you no person who currently plays magic knows where the safety is on a glock.

This story is fake as hell, but that comment is also not true.

Posted by SeeeeK

some where

Member since Sep 2012

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Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:22 am to Dire Wolf

LOL

dawg was busted literally after it was posted.

When lying, try not to get to factual on your lies. Looks like his glock facts are 100% a farce and was exposed immediately. Had he just said a gun, he could of maybe got another paragraph or more, before being exposed again.

This needs to be posted and spread, White Guilters like this need to be exposed.

Posted by rowbear1922

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Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:23 am to Dire Wolf

I'll take "Complete bullshite" for $2000, Alex

Posted by upgrayedd

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Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:24 am to alajones

Well, between the cameras that are sure to be at the entrance of the mall and the alleged police report that was filed, this story should be easily verified/debunked. But, as we've seen over the last 5 years, people like this think no one will question their delusions of comic book hero grandeur.

Posted by The Boat

Member since Oct 2008

178343 posts

Posted on 1/4/20 at 9:25 am to Dire Wolf

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Holy shite this is the worst fricking made up story I've ever read. This needs to be reposted on 4chan. This is copypasta material right here. So your skinny liberal manlet arse Steven Segals a gun out of someone's hands and you FLIP THE SAFETY ON A GLOCK!

FLIP THE SAFETY ON A GLOCK!

Who are you trying to impress? Your fat wife?