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Running into birds - starting to feel like beginning of a horror movie
Posted on 6/20/26 at 6:39 am
Posted on 6/20/26 at 6:39 am
This is nothing I’m proud as I’m very fond of birds, but lately I keep running into birds when driving. Maybe they’re suicidal (they have pretty high cognition so wouldn’t be surprised)?. That or they just don’t fly out of the way in time? I’ve had one hit my windscreen, the front bumper…boy am I glad I got PPF installed.
Has this been happening to anyone else recently. It’s starting to feel like the beginning of a really bad horror movie…like a curse has set in.
Has this been happening to anyone else recently. It’s starting to feel like the beginning of a really bad horror movie…like a curse has set in.
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Posted on 6/20/26 at 6:40 am to VooDude
Stop speeding, baw.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 6:41 am to VooDude
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like a curse has set in.
You would know VooDude.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 6:41 am to VooDude
Means you were recently abducted by aliens.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 6:48 am to VooDude
Decades ago (in the days of brick/bag phones), my ex called me in tears to tell me she'd just hit and killed a duck with her car. After about 5 mins, I talked her off the ledge and calmed her down. After she had regained her composure, I added in, "You know they mate for life, right?" and the water works started all over... 
Posted on 6/20/26 at 6:54 am to Ace Midnight
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Stop speeding, baw.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 6:59 am to VooDude
last year I was outside installing a dash cam in my truck, and i hear a thud and this Indian guy that lives on the next block had ran over a cat that had ran across the road as he was driving. He was distraught and i helped him box it up and we went on our way.
a few weeks later i was leaving my house to go walk in the park and he was coming up the street. As i raised my hand to wave, a squirrel ran across the road and he ran it over lol.
a few weeks later i was leaving my house to go walk in the park and he was coming up the street. As i raised my hand to wave, a squirrel ran across the road and he ran it over lol.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 7:00 am to VooDude
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I’ve had one hit my windscreen
What's a windscreen?
quote:
glad I got PPF installed.
What's that?
ETA: can anybody answer the questions?
This post was edited on 6/20/26 at 5:15 pm
Posted on 6/20/26 at 7:01 am to VooDude
We were supposed to have a deal with them. They get out of our way and we overlook them crapping on our cars and statues.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 7:04 am to Lester Earl
quote:Very sad. I love kitties of all shapes and sizes, but I refuse to let mine out because she is also a threat to the bird population.
last year I was outside installing a dash cam in my truck, and i hear a thud and this Indian guy that lives on the next block had ran over a cat that had ran across the road as he was driving. He was distraught and i helped him box it up and we went on our way. a few weeks later i was leaving my house to go walk in the park and he was coming up the street. As i raised my hand to wave, a squirrel ran across the road and he ran it over lol.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 7:50 am to VooDude
The government is spying on you and getting too close with the drones...err...birds.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 8:15 am to VooDude
I was driving to work back in the 90's in my '91 S-10 Blazer, under the Pontchartrain Expressway train overpass, a pigeon decided to suicide himself on the rear window spoiler. It looked like that Randy Johnson gif...Like someone took a pillow and shook out all the feathers.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 8:27 am to VooDude
When I was 5 years old my dad ran over a dog while we were house hunting. The owner/lady came out and my dad expressed his apologies. Well, the dog wasn't dead but pretty smushed. The lady went and got a shovel and asked dad to kill it, which he did. Then she asked him to bury it in the backyard, which he did.
Upon leaving, he looked at the lady and said, "Well, I ran over, killed, and buried your dog, anything else I can do for you?" She laughed through her tears and say, "No, you've done quite enough." We ended up moving to a house 5 houses down from her.
Upon leaving, he looked at the lady and said, "Well, I ran over, killed, and buried your dog, anything else I can do for you?" She laughed through her tears and say, "No, you've done quite enough." We ended up moving to a house 5 houses down from her.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 8:28 am to VooDude
Actually........yes. it's happened 3 times to me in the last week or so. Not bullshitting. Now this thread has me a little weirded out.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 8:33 am to VooDude
quote:Were you motoring about on the M5 mate?
I’ve had one hit my windscreen
Birds in your neck of the woods can be tits.
Or birds in your neck of the woods can have tits.
Isn’t it ironic, dontcha think?
Posted on 6/20/26 at 9:07 am to VooDude
What are you talking about?
Birds aren’t real, bruh.
Birds aren’t real, bruh.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 10:00 am to VooDude
Birds are assholes. I like our native birds, but I fricking hate starlings and sparrows who are the ugliest birds by a longshot and they’re just flying rodents. They add nothing and they tear shite up.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 10:25 am to VooDude
An owl flew into my side mirror last year. Hit my first bird ever a few days ago going the speed limit down my road(excluding the owl). Instead of flying up or away, he just basically jumped into my windshield. Now they got me hard braking. Weird thread.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 10:25 am to VooDude
Funny you made this thread. I'm pretty sure I hit 2 yesterday and I was going under 35 mph. One was just on the road eating something and I kept thinking for sure it would fly away before I got there but it didn't. The other one flew right into my tire.. Something weird is definitely going on.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 10:27 am to VooDude
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