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Ron Jeremy charged with rapes dating back to 2014

Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:19 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:19 pm
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LA County District Attorney announces that porn star Ron Jeremy has been charged with forcibly raping three women and sexually assaulting another in separate incidents dating back to 2014


yikes
Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:20 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/15/21 at 9:35 pm
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:20 pm to
I don't believe it
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9694 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:20 pm to
There goes my backup career option as a Ron Jeremy lookalike
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
1 room down from Erin Andrews
Member since May 2004
23305 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:20 pm to
I guess they quit paying them
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77964 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:21 pm to
Well shite.

Anyone named Ron or Jeremy please go ahead and change your names.

Guess we have to ban Parks and Rec now to.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53782 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:22 pm to
Why would Ron Jeremy need to rape anyone?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47603 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:22 pm to
I guess even a huge dong can only get you laid when you pay them.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39110 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:23 pm to
Attorneys are expensive. He will have to dip into his hedge fund.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115737 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Why would Ron Jeremy need to rape anyone?




Darren Sharper sure as shite didn't need to rape anyone. It usually isn't about sex. If true.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

forcibly raping three women




I dont believe it. Fir one, I dont think Ron could have forced himself on anyone in the past 25 years..that's like getting your arse beat by danny devito
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24003 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:26 pm to
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Attorneys are expensive. He will have to dip into his hedge fund.


But I guess he wouldn't be in this situation if he wasn't such a hog.
This post was edited on 6/23/20 at 1:27 pm
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:27 pm to
Ron Jeremy getting charged with rape is like Aaron Donald or Von Miller getting charged with assault and battery...it's literally in the job description.
This post was edited on 6/23/20 at 1:28 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35086 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:27 pm to
That's like trying to stuff a 6 battery mag light into a cat's butthole.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

I guess even a huge dong can only get you laid when you pay them.



Not even a big penis will help you when you look like a complete ogre like this and you are of low social standing....

Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
422412 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:28 pm to
if he's a rapist then frick him

but i just have to say, considering how bad things feel and how negative lots of people have gotten the past 3 months, having this kind of a day is just on another level. i mean shite

kind of like those 2 lawyers who threw Molotov cocktails and had their bail denied
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79071 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:28 pm to
Pretty sure he banged just one of them and his massive dong happened to poke the other two.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112312 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:30 pm to
I mean, these are actual charges so I assume there’s some level of evidence to bring on a formal charge not the same thing as a random twitter accusation
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24003 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Why would Ron Jeremy need to rape anyone?


Sometimes these things can't be helped. I mean, he has a Master's degree in Education...

Perhaps this is just another one of those teacher stories.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38495 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 1:34 pm to
It was only yesterday Ron was fighting to save a tree. My how he fell on hard times.
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