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re: Road travel bathroom stops: Nastiest bathroom experiences

Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:47 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62768 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

Nastiest bathroom experiences


1960's or 1970's

Somewhere out West

If you remember the bathroom in "Desperado", imagine a bathroom at least 10x worse.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59832 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:47 pm to
buccees



theres like a million people in the bathroom and the whole thing smells like farts
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6562 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

Third Country National (TCN) bathroom on a base in the Middle East.

Didn't use it.


At one base I'm not supposed to name, a TCN lived at the water pumping station on base (that I had to occasionally visit), nasty to say the least.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
12130 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 9:57 pm to
I was on the east coast of England, north of Scarborough and we stopped for afternoon tea.
The ladies room had no TP (most didn't in that part of England) but the decor was used rubbers draining into the sink.

The guys I was with chowed down. I had tea, hot, and I wouldn't even use the spoon to stir in sugar (not from a packet, just from an open bowl.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5493 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 10:03 pm to
During contra flow for Katrina, we stopped at some podunk town to find a bathroom after 9 hours of driving. Because it was after midnight it was difficult to find a gas station that was open without a line of other contra flow folks but I saw a lit Mobile sign. We pulled in and pulled around where my headlight shined on the side of the building and it looked like the wall was moving because of all the cockroaches.

We held it for the next two hours to Little Rock.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
21726 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 10:10 pm to
My 8 year old had to emergency shite in Greenville MS once going to a friends farm. I brought him into the men’s room - shite all over the floor and over flowing in the toilet.

Asked wife to take him to women’s room, she immediately came out gagging and saying shite was also to the top in the toilet mixed with tampons.

That day my son shite behind a dumpster and wiped with Lysol wipes from our car. My wife removed all our shoes and washed them in the washing machine when we got there.
Posted by Tiger in the Sticks
Back in the Boot
Member since Jan 2007
1886 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 10:56 pm to
Paris TX but I don’t remember the brand. I walked in and immediately walked out & wanted to throw away my shoes. There was a Holiday Inn Express next door and I used the lobby restroom.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3149 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 11:06 pm to
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USSR 1980s. Large indoor space that smelled bad. Brick floor. 2 bricks stacked on either side of the hole in the floor. Communist Toilet.


In Soviet Russia, toilet shits you.
Posted by Sunnyvale
Little ST. James
Member since Feb 2024
3744 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 11:10 pm to
The Texaco on 59 Use to be a decent place.
It got sold.
Since then it is digusting.
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
5075 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 11:16 pm to
I had to pee driving through Port Allen,stopped at a gas station.Was absolutely disgusting.Bathroom hadn’t been cleaned in a year or two.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8084 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 11:40 pm to
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Got yelled at by an old man telling me to lock the door when he walked in on me

That was you?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38196 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 11:47 pm to
Nothing will ever compare to the men’s shitter by the diesel pumps at Tiger Truck Stop in Grosse Tete circa 2002-2003. I’ve never experienced anything that horrific in a public restroom before or since.

Coincidentally, I had a raging GI upset and after holding it for twenty minutes on the Basin Bridge, relief was nonnegotiable regardless of bathroom conditions.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20898 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 12:39 am to
I guess it was semi nasty but fricking hilarious.

When I was in 2nd - 3rd grade I went to the restroom.

Some older kid was taking/took a shite in the long trough urinal. The urinal had the one drain in the middle so the trough was slightly slanted so all the piss drains. He took his shite on that drain.

It was fricking hilarious. At the time I didn’t know how to react.
This post was edited on 7/30/26 at 12:42 am
Posted by montana
Bozeman, MT
Member since Dec 2008
1608 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 1:57 am to
Bathroom south of Alexandria had to buy toilet paper from their store to use their bathroom.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6958 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 2:13 am to
Lakeview and it’s not even close. Dozens of rats running back and forth between male and female bathrooms. Black widow spiders everywhere
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
4316 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 6:30 am to
Bucees will not be in this thread
Posted by Aldo
Bay saint louis
Member since May 2017
214 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 6:50 am to
Gas station near Longview,TX off of I-20 was disgusting.
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11888 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 7:40 am to
Lowe’s in Opelousas. Clean every time!
This post was edited on 7/30/26 at 7:42 am
Posted by turnpiketiger
Member since May 2020
12454 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 7:48 am to
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Do better, Shell. Damn.


Why do you insist on stopping at rag head owned gas stations?

Maybe try pilot or loves. Those aren’t Buccees level but they’re definitely better than habibi owned ones.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132427 posts
Posted on 7/30/26 at 8:10 am to
quote:

Lowe’s in Opelousas. Clean every time!


Thats surprising

I would think the Hispanics would destroy Lowes and HD bathrooms
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