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re: Rip Tawny Kitaen

Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by DeCat ODahouse
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2017
1367 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 12:55 pm to
She played a great spoof of herself on Seinfeld. Also a regular on Stern in his better days. Seemed like someone who could have been interesting if she hadn't decided to live off her looks. Age defeats even hot pu$$y.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9446 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 1:09 pm to
Not just kicking him in the face. Kicking him in the face while Chuck was driving on the freeway!
She was smoking hot, but batshit crazy and apparently a coke fiend.
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
4902 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 1:39 pm to
Tawny will go to her grave never knowing how much sex I had with her during my teen years.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

that car scene in the whitesnake video.



she was fine but apparently one of the biggest psycho head cases in the history of womenz, violent too
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87324 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 1:40 pm to
gonna guess booze and pills
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2298 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 3:15 pm to
RIP - First saw her in Bachelor Party and then the videos. Too young for sure.
Posted by Cenlabration
The Ville of Pine
Member since Apr 2021
1033 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 3:15 pm to
In her prime...OT 11. Don't care what anybody says. RIP
Posted by ScrapPack
Member since Nov 2011
3707 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 3:21 pm to
Nude scenes in Witchboard were pretty legit.
Posted by BarberitosDawg
Lee County Florida across causeway
Member since Oct 2013
9914 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 3:24 pm to
Damn it man!

Cocaine and 50+ don’t mix...
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
3484 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 3:37 pm to
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She was smoking hot, but batshit crazy and apparently a coke fiend.

Yep, she had it all going for her.

Was in Married with Children episode as well.

Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59402 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

First saw her in Bachelor Party

Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14421 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 3:44 pm to
God Dam! I now feel officially old. This was like the Mona Lisa for Gen X teen boys

quote:

Tawny will go to her grave never knowing how much sex I had with her during my teen years.

This right here
This post was edited on 5/8/21 at 3:46 pm
Posted by GT3324
Northshore
Member since Jul 2015
468 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 4:31 pm to
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she was fine but apparently one of the biggest psycho head cases in the history of womenz, violent too

Yep. Was married to Chuck Finley, who pitched at the artist formerly known as NLU. Then had a good career with the Angels. He filed DV charges against her before they got divorced. Said she was as crazy as she was fine.
She was definitely in the no go zone in the hot-crazy matrix.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50056 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 4:39 pm to
I could have...would have...cage match, no holds barred wrestled her in my prime. And pinned her for a solid 8 second ride.
This post was edited on 5/8/21 at 4:40 pm
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48200 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 5:44 pm to
I never got to see those legs spread-eagle.

Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 5:46 pm to
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she was fine but apparently one of the biggest psycho head cases in the history of womenz, violent too


Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed
This post was edited on 5/8/21 at 5:47 pm
Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
9392 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 6:20 pm to
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Was married to Chuck Finley, who pitched at the artist formerly known as NLU. Then had a good career with the Angels.

Chuck was a pretty damn solid major leaguer. He had 200 career wins and a lifetime 3.85 ERA. He is the Angels all-time leader in wins.

This is pretty funny stuff from the Kitaen-Finley break up:Tawny Finley, in a declaration to the Orange County Superior Court, claimed Finley used steroids among other drugs. She also claimed he bragged about being able to circumvent MLB's testing policy.When told of his wife's accusations, which also included heavy marijuana use and alcohol abuse, Finley replied: "I can't believe she left out the cross-dressing."

As Finley took the mound for an April 2002 game against the Chicago White Sox at the then named Comiskey Park, the stadium's musical director, Joe Stephen, took a subtle dig at Finley's messy divorce, and played "Here I Go Again" by the band Whitesnake, referencing Kitaen's appearance in that band's videos and her previous marriage to the band's lead singer, David Coverdale. Stephen was later fired and the White Sox apologized.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
48496 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 6:23 pm to
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As Finley took the mound for an April 2002 game against the Chicago White Sox at the then named Comiskey Park, the stadium's musical director, Joe Stephen, took a subtle dig at Finley's messy divorce, and played "Here I Go Again" by the band Whitesnake, referencing Kitaen's appearance in that band's videos and her previous marriage to the band's lead singer, David Coverdale. Stephen was later fired and the White Sox apologized.


Fired? That sounds like some great trolling.
Posted by YatInTheHat
Member since Apr 2017
864 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 7:03 pm to
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Nude scenes in Witchboard were pretty legit.


They're way more legit in The Perils of Gwendoline.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2310 posts
Posted on 5/8/21 at 7:13 pm to
I cry for my teen pecker....I miss him.
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