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R.I.P. Iresha Hammond - Obituary
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:14 pm
Full Obituary
I am going to trust that she was.
If fake, someone paid $99 to have this obituary placed on the internet.
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It is with heavy hearts that we announce the passing of Iresha Hammond, who was born on January 17, 1988, in Terre Haute, Indiana, United States. Iresha peacefully departed this world on April 28, 2025.
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Iresha was a dedicated mother to four beautiful children: Ny ny, Ounna, Antanisha, and Shitty Head.
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Professionally, Iresha was a talented choocie licker at Perfessional.
I am going to trust that she was.
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Tragically, Iresha's life was cut short due to Talking shite.

If fake, someone paid $99 to have this obituary placed on the internet.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:20 pm to Will Cover
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paid $99
it was $108.99 with tax and worth every penny
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:20 pm to Will Cover
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In Terre Haute, beneath wide skies, A star has set before our eyes. Iresha Hammond, bold and bright, Now dances in the velvet night. She walked this earth with flair and fire, Her laughter sharp, her soul entire. With work so rare, yet proudly done — A Choocie licker, second to none. What that meant? Well, only she knew — A job of joy, a path she drew. It spoke of wit, of sass and grace, Of living life at her own pace. But deeper still, her heart was tied To four dear souls she raised with pride. Ny Ny, with a curious spark, Ounna’s dreams that lit the dark. Antanisha, fierce and true, And Shitty Head — yes, named by you. For love, not labels, made them whole, Each child a mirror of her soul. She taught them strength and how to laugh, To take life’s storms and cut a path. To find the joy in every lick — Of sweet, of silly, and of quick. Now silence hums where her voice rang, But in your hearts, her echoes hang. Remember her with cheeky grace, With warmth, and love, and her bright face. So lift your head and say her name, For none who loved are lost to flame. In Ny Ny’s smile, in Ounna’s art, In Antanisha’s beating heart, And even in a name so wild — She lives again in every child.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:26 pm to Will Cover
Chiickennn?? I found a new screen name, Honkie McWhiterson (from the comments).
This post was edited on 5/25/25 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:33 pm to Will Cover
Oh man... the "Guestbook" 

Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:34 pm to Will Cover
She is possibly best commemorated by Sergeant Long Dickydoo:
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She will truly be missed. The way she lick the taint with that other men's jizm on her face, boy oh boy!! What a treat!! She would come by the retirement center every Tuesday night for bingo and would give the old war vets here a neat treat. Ill always remember when she took that pineapple in her coochie.
This post was edited on 5/25/25 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:57 pm to Will Cover
Do we need to wear masks if someone is "talking shite" around us. Is it contagious?
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:28 pm to Will Cover
Best licker in all the land I hear 

Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:55 pm to Will Cover
Casey Anthony sends their condolences
Posted on 5/25/25 at 2:56 pm to Will Cover
I am legit dying laughing at the comments
To the pearl clutchers in the comments
To the pearl clutchers in the comments

Posted on 5/25/25 at 4:57 pm to MemphisGuy
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Each child a mirror of her soul. She taught them strength and how to laugh,
They could have just said that they’ve all had "run-ins“ with the law and have been to jail on several occasions and two are currently serving time and will be unable to attend a funeral.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 5:01 pm to Will Cover
It's nice to know even some random mid-sized town in Indiana has hood-rats.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 5:10 pm to TTB
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Kwanzell Jackson
May 25, 2025
You may be ded but the syffilus you give me still lives on.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 7:59 pm to Will Cover
Iresha, didn’t open this thread.
This post was edited on 5/25/25 at 8:00 pm
Posted on 5/25/25 at 10:23 pm to Will Cover
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Clapping cheeks in the afterlife

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