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Ricky Gervais just had the best monologue ever at the Golden Globes (UPDATED longer versio
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:15 pm
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:15 pm
“The Morning Show, a superb drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing, made by a company who runs sweatshops in China.
Well you say you’re woke, but the companies you work for, I mean unbelievable! Apple, Amazon, Disney. If ISIS started a streaming service, you would call your agent!
So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political statement! You’re in no position to lecture the public. About anything!
You know nothing about the real world! Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg!”
So if you win tonight, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent, and frick off!
Look it up now, it’s incredible.
Well you say you’re woke, but the companies you work for, I mean unbelievable! Apple, Amazon, Disney. If ISIS started a streaming service, you would call your agent!
So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political statement! You’re in no position to lecture the public. About anything!
You know nothing about the real world! Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg!”
So if you win tonight, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent, and frick off!
Look it up now, it’s incredible.
This post was edited on 1/5/20 at 8:28 pm
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:15 pm to diddlydawg7
You are watching that circle jerk live?
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:16 pm to O
It was on TV at a restaurant.
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:16 pm to diddlydawg7
So you're the last one to watch the Hollywierd Stars pat themselves on the back.
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:17 pm to O
Gervais is awesome
"Come up, thank your God and your producer and frick off"
"Epstein didn't kill himself...I know he was your friend but I don't care."
"Come up, thank your God and your producer and frick off"
"Epstein didn't kill himself...I know he was your friend but I don't care."
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:18 pm to diddlydawg7
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It was on TV at a restaurant.
Subtle "I'm a busboy" brag.
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:18 pm to diddlydawg7
That silly fricker murdered Tim Cook and Apple on Live TV 
This post was edited on 1/5/20 at 9:13 pm
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:19 pm to diddlydawg7
He had some other good zingers.
Dame Judi Dench said she was born to play her role in Cats. She likes to lie on a rug, hike her leg and lick her-beeeeep. Aaack. Hairball. She’s old school.
Dame Judi Dench said she was born to play her role in Cats. She likes to lie on a rug, hike her leg and lick her-beeeeep. Aaack. Hairball. She’s old school.
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:19 pm to diddlydawg7
Why would we need to look it up now?
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:20 pm to diddlydawg7
You ghey baw?
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:22 pm to diddlydawg7
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Ricky Gervais told these Hollywood people to stop being fake woke cause they would work for ISIS if they had a streaming service platform. #GoldenGlobes
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:26 pm to diddlydawg7
His whole intro was fantastic.
Off the top of my head, he made an Epstein didn’t kill himself joke (topped off with a solid “I know you were all friends with him, but come on” or something to that effect, a Prince Andrew joke, a joke about all of them being hypocrites so don’t bother making political acceptance speeches, told them they didn’t understand the real world, and then made a bunch of normal jokes about individual big actors at their expense. It was funny to see who was laughing and who were obviously offended.
Off the top of my head, he made an Epstein didn’t kill himself joke (topped off with a solid “I know you were all friends with him, but come on” or something to that effect, a Prince Andrew joke, a joke about all of them being hypocrites so don’t bother making political acceptance speeches, told them they didn’t understand the real world, and then made a bunch of normal jokes about individual big actors at their expense. It was funny to see who was laughing and who were obviously offended.
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You're in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg
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He obviously didn’t kill himself just like Jeffrey Epstein. Shut up. I know he’s your friend, but I don’t care.
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I came here in a limo tonight and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman… It’s her daughter I feel sorry for, okay? That must be the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to her. And her dad was in ‘Wild Hogs.”
This post was edited on 1/5/20 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:29 pm to When in Rome
TV was on after the game and I catch his intro. Absolutely hilarious and DGAF about any of these bitches safe spaces.
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:30 pm to TigerDeBaiter
Talking about Marvel movies...”is there an award category for ripped junkies?” Lol
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:31 pm to When in Rome
Who were offended? I saw most people laughing.
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:32 pm to TigerDeBaiter
They have what, 4 circle jerks a year for themselves.
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:32 pm to diddlydawg7
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:33 pm to Paul Allen
I thought Hanks looked less than pleased. Scorsese was having a great time with it.
Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:34 pm to diddlydawg7
Finally someone calling all those hwood aholes out.
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