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re: Ricky Gervais just had the best monologue ever at the Golden Globes (UPDATED longer versio

Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:35 pm to
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:35 pm to
I love seeing people call out Hollywood
Posted by Disgeaux Bob
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:37 pm to
Ricky dropped the hammer on all of the high school drop out line memorizing morons who think they are actually in touch with reality. “STFU.... accept your award and GTF off of the stage”. It was glorious!
This post was edited on 1/5/20 at 7:48 pm
Posted by When in Rome
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:44 pm to
Here’s a good list of his jokes:

Variety
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:46 pm to
Did he remind everyone that he's atheist?


I bet he reminded everyone he's atheist.
Posted by Boo Krewe
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:48 pm to
Good monologue
Posted by Rock Floyd
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 7:49 pm to
Ricky Gervais is a dickhead.

Who watches that shite?

You "ladies" that watch that stuff probably watch the KarTrashians.
Posted by Mr Personality
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 8:02 pm to
Isn’t Tom Hanks a huge douche?

I get that vibe.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 8:04 pm to
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Isn’t Tom Hanks a huge douche?

I get that vibe.



Many of these people are surrounded by "yes men" all day everyday, and then they go out into the real world and people tell them how great and special they are on top of that. Its hard for them to find any value in self-deprecating humor as it goes against what they have grown accustomed to, legitimate self-deprecating humor, not like the "oh i cant see because I so old!" self-deprecating humor.

They take themselves WAY too seriously.
This post was edited on 1/5/20 at 8:06 pm
Posted by Paul Redeker
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 8:15 pm to
Tom Hanks is a pedophile.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 8:16 pm to
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It was on TV at a restaurant.


right
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 8:19 pm to
Twitter Vid

Full opening monologue
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 8:21 pm to
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Tom Hanks is a pedophile.




Link?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 8:30 pm to
Well, he's clearly on the "how much can I kick these self-important assholes in the teeth before they quit paying me to do it" plan.

'After Life is a show about a man who wants to kill himself because his wife died of cancer... and it's still more fun than this.'
Posted by dupergreenie
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 8:42 pm to
Has he said anything else since then?
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 8:44 pm to
It was absolutely perfect
Posted by bbeck
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 8:48 pm to
Yea some big tittied fat bitch was pretty insufferable a couple awards ago
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 8:56 pm to
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That silly fricker murdered Tim Cook and Apple on Live TV

Posted by lsutigersFTW
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 8:57 pm to
I laughed at:

We will show a clip from The Irishman. It’s 88 minutes long

De Niro and Scorsese laughed
Posted by elcid
Band Camp
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 9:00 pm to
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Golden Globes


Progressive SJW orgy. No thanks. and FU Ricky Gervais your a “Champagne Socialist" POS along with your commie brit butt buddy, Russell Brand.

17 Million frick-Offs

This post was edited on 1/5/20 at 9:06 pm
Posted by Loungefly85
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Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 1/5/20 at 9:03 pm to
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Ricky Gervais is a dickhead.


He is. But tonight he made other, worse dickheads uncomfortable by calling them out on their bullshite with some truth bombs.
This post was edited on 1/5/20 at 10:10 pm
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