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re: Remember that mock-up of an American aircraft carrier Iran built? BOOM!

Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:08 pm to
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7669 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:08 pm to
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Yes they can. My GQ station was a CIWS loader.
Phalanx would stop that "assault" in a heartbeat
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:08 pm to
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way to go, you just showed them all of our shite



Not quite... he left out

Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:09 pm to
Gator Navy is the shite, Marines stand all the watches and hump all the stores.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:15 pm to
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You see, we don't consider the ship on the left as a feature carrier, moreso as an amphibious assault ship but you can bet your arse the rest of the world considers it a carrier one in the same with the Nimitz and Enterprise.

So to the rest of the world, we have like 20 carriers in active service.
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9632 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:17 pm to
Sounds like the only plan that would work and im sure they are trying.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83152 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:18 pm to
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he left out
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9632 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:20 pm to
What kind of defense to these ships have for say a shallow water torpedo?
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
34005 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:23 pm to
"Sir, I'm happy to report our newest $13 billion aircraft carrier is finished and ready for service'

"Great! Have you thought about how we'd protect it from a few slow, 18 foot motorboats with some rocket launchers?"

"shite...I knew I was forgetting something!"
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27694 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:25 pm to
Are they basing their intelligence of our Navy based on Top Gun? That movie is about 25 years old now so it probably just made it there.

I mean, they see videos of our own pilots being dumb enough to think Meg Ryan is hot and failing to sing The Righteous Brothers in key...I can understand why they think that attack would work.





....but even they have to know we would destroy them in beach volleyball. I noticed they didn't even bother preparing for that. Wise choice, Un.
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 3:26 pm
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70929 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:26 pm to
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I admire the effort but do they realize the carrier will not be close to Iran to launch an attack on Iran? Going to have to have some monster gas tanks on those boats to reach the carriers


Look into the geography of the Straits of Hormuz, and then note that the 5th fleet headquarters in Bahrain is within a shorter distance to Iran than many people here's weekend fishing trips.

Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
34005 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:31 pm to
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I mean, they see videos of our own pilots being dumb enough to think Meg Ryan is hot and failing to sing The Righteous Brothers in key...I can understand why they think that attack would work.


Meg Ryan?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:35 pm to
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I don't get the point. Why not just bait us into a land invasion of their country. Then they could just hide out in caves and townships methodically accumulating American body bags, creating a shite storm of problems for US through the anti-war media mechanism, until we leave before finishing the job for fear of political retributions



Vietfrickingnam mannnnnn
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27694 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:35 pm to


Married to Goose. I used her rather than Kelly McGillis because Kelly was actually pretty attractive. In an 80s sort of way.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48625 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:37 pm to
What if they have Ronda Rousey on their side?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83152 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:37 pm to
don't want to see either one now, viewer discretion advised
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:37 pm to
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Meg Ryan?



She was Goose's woman.
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:37 pm to
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What if they have Ronda Rousey on their side?


30 pages
Posted by SNAPPERHEAD
Possumneck, Ms.
Member since Jan 2006
10052 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:38 pm to
They can't be THAT stupid. What a waste of time. Go visit beautiful downtown Tehran, while it still exists.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83152 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:39 pm to
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What if they have Ronda Rousey on their side?


she'd have to keep her face covered
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
9841 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 4:05 pm to
Can happen anytime..

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