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Really serious penis size issues
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:06 pm
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:06 pm
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While females can grow to a formidable 6 feet long, males are incredibly hard to find. They’re so small—less than an inch long—that they could fit inside the ladies’ pupils.
So how does he get laid? He literally jams his arm into her.
quote:
The blanket octopus male puts all the sperm its got into a modified arm,” says Tregenza. “The arm then breaks off and crawls into the female’s mantle cavity.”
LINK
Yes, this was stolen from reddit.
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:09 pm to foshizzle
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:10 pm to foshizzle
quote:
male puts all the sperm its got into a modified arm,” says Tregenza. “The arm then breaks off and crawls into the female’s mantle cavity.”
I saw that porno once.
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:13 pm to foshizzle
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:15 pm to KosmoCramer
That's disheartening.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:19 pm to Chad504boy
quote:
I'm fricked
yep
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:21 pm to KosmoCramer
*Looks down. it's ok fella, I also hear something about ocean motion or some sort.*
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:23 pm to Cdawg
quote:
*Looks down. it's ok fella, I also hear something about ocean motion or some sort.*
They say there is a perfect keyhole for every key... Or at least I hope
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:23 pm to KosmoCramer
Why's the chart only go up to 11 inches? That's racist.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:25 pm to WavinWilly
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quote:
*Looks down. it's ok fella, I also hear something about ocean motion or some sort.*
They say there is a perfect keyhole for every key... Or at least I hope
Yeah, but do you want to be known as the guy that can only unlock a diary?
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:26 pm to KosmoCramer
I don't have one of those floppy tailor's tape measurer, what does girth and circumference measure out in relativity?
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:27 pm to KosmoCramer
How do you know this chart is correct?
You have to have a lot of Es to appreciate those of us grader higher.
That's a whole lot of freaking going on.
You have to have a lot of Es to appreciate those of us grader higher.
That's a whole lot of freaking going on.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:42 pm to KosmoCramer
That chart looks like a ballsack with a little nubby penis coming out of it
Also, I want to see the 11 inch long penis with 3.5 inch girth, no homo
Also, I want to see the 11 inch long penis with 3.5 inch girth, no homo
This post was edited on 10/6/15 at 6:44 pm
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:48 pm to KosmoCramer
Well, at least I have football... Wait.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:51 pm to KosmoCramer
Is there a grade better than A? 
Posted on 10/6/15 at 6:52 pm to KosmoCramer
Great so the ideal penis is a fricking stick of salami
Posted on 10/6/15 at 7:00 pm to Kcoyote
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Is there a grade better than A?
7th grade.
But gumps don't get past it.
Posted on 10/6/15 at 7:02 pm to KosmoCramer
Jesus
That's depressing
That's depressing
Posted on 10/6/15 at 7:03 pm to KosmoCramer
Did that chart poll porn stars? I still feel good ab myself
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