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re: Question for guys that have a wife or girlfriend with long hair.

Posted on 1/13/18 at 5:51 pm to
Posted by SpecialHazard
SOCAL
Member since Jan 2018
1572 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 5:51 pm to


Wraps around the damn vacuum brushes to the point they won't spin anymore. Used to blame the poor dog but he's been dead for several years now.
Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 5:54 pm to
My wife sheds so much I have pulled it out of my arse crack in the shower.

Not sure if it I ate it or sat on it...
Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 5:55 pm to
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That is a weird feeling pulling a 24 inch hair from your arse crack in the shower


Lol im not alone
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 6:02 pm to
I truly don’t know how I’m not bald. My hair is freaking everywhere. It’s aggravating.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

If you like pussy, you'll deal with it.


Period, new paragraph.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16595 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 7:06 pm to
Dude you're married to a red head. What are you bitching about? Anytime you get tired of it bath her and bring her to my quarters.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11371 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 7:07 pm to
We have two golden retrievers. The other day the wife was bitching about how badly they shed, complaining that there was dog hair everywhere.

We were in the master bath area so without a word I bent down and swiped my hand across the floor by her sink area. I raised my hand to show her a handful of her hair the size of a wombat.

She didn’t say anything but a few minutes later I heard her vacuuming the whole house.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67017 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 7:09 pm to
I'm always having to unclog the sink on her side of the bathroom.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5494 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 8:15 pm to
My wife and my youngest girl have long blonde and my oldest daughter has long brown hair....it makes me glad I shave my head.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85576 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

How can that shite be everywhere and they not be bald?

I’ve wondered this. She sheds but I’m the one going bald. I find her hair clogging the shower drain. Sometimes a strand will be in my asscrack even. Although that hasn’t happened since we got married and the BJs stopped.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 8:34 pm to
I just got used to it. Women shed.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
28650 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 9:47 pm to
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and on several occasions ive woken up and it’s been wrapped around the tip of my dick which hurts like a motherfricker if you don’t notice it and move wrong. How is that last one even possible??


Hair jobs, you sick frick...
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
40264 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 10:07 pm to
I have semi-long hair and it sheds mostly when I blow dry it. To help eliminate the mess, I keep a swifter in the bathroom and swifter every time I blow dry my hair. It's mine and it's nasty to look at on the swifter cloth.

Our daughter sheds a lot as well ... her way more than me. I wash her
Clothes separately as often as I can so it does it get on clothes of other family members.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24186 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 10:11 pm to
Yep.
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18395 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

You married Annie the orphan girl with daddy issues?


I married little anal Annie
Posted by Dixie Normas
Benton, AR
Member since Dec 2013
389 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:13 pm to
Ever took a piss and had one stretched across the front of your pecker head, splitting your stream, and causing you to piss all over the toilet?
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11587 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 11:47 pm to
I had long hair, too. It happens.
Posted by reggielendale
Member since Jan 2006
1103 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:36 am to
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Dude, it weaves itself into under armour type T-shirts like it’s a dam snake. I’ll feel something tickling me and I already know what it is. Look inside. Yep. Pull out 2 foot long wifey hair

Fricking this, all of this on the dri-fit clothes. And on fleece pullovers too. I have absolutely no idea how it manages to weave its way through and out of the material several times even in the washer or dryer.
This post was edited on 1/14/18 at 12:40 am
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 12:41 am to
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She didn’t say anything but a few minutes later I heard her vacuuming the whole house.


You should turn the vacuum head over and look at the cylinder thing with the little brushes that rotates in carpet mode. It'll look like a spool of thread, and if you don't remove the hair, it may eventually jam.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 1/14/18 at 7:24 am to
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it’s been wrapped around the tip of my dick


You aren't doing this correctly.
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