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Question about the gays
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:28 pm
I thought that if women had the same sex drive as men that nothing would get done. The gays, however, prove this theory false.
Gay men earn more money than straight men. The same is true with lesbians, coincidently.
There are only a couple explanations that I can come up with. One is that being gay makes one more like a woman and two women would be able to get more accomplished than a man and a woman. The existence of assless chaps pretty negates this theory. Homos wouldn’t have come up with these if they were thinking like women.
Another explanation is that one of the gays becomes the twink and shuts the bear down as soon as they move in together.
Lastly, and this defies conventional wisdom, maybe gays are productive because they can have sex whenever they want and aren’t thinking about it all the time. This means that if wives weren’t holding out on their husbands so much, they could have that Volvo station wagon.
Life is about negotiation. Use this data however you see fit.
Gay men earn more money than straight men. The same is true with lesbians, coincidently.
There are only a couple explanations that I can come up with. One is that being gay makes one more like a woman and two women would be able to get more accomplished than a man and a woman. The existence of assless chaps pretty negates this theory. Homos wouldn’t have come up with these if they were thinking like women.
Another explanation is that one of the gays becomes the twink and shuts the bear down as soon as they move in together.
Lastly, and this defies conventional wisdom, maybe gays are productive because they can have sex whenever they want and aren’t thinking about it all the time. This means that if wives weren’t holding out on their husbands so much, they could have that Volvo station wagon.
Life is about negotiation. Use this data however you see fit.
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Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:30 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
You have a lot of deep thoughts about gay people. You have anything you’d like to share with us? I promise we won’t judge you
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:30 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:34 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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Another explanation is that one of the gays becomes the twink and shuts the bear down as soon as they move in together.
Lastly, and this defies conventional wisdom, maybe gays are productive because they can have sex whenever they want and aren’t thinking about it all the time. This means that if wives weren’t holding out on their husbands so much, they could have that Volvo station wagon.
Or, that most gay men don't have children and have more time to fully dedicate to their careers.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:35 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
In an unfair world, where everyone had the gay, through no choice of his/hers, how often would you look at ole Tommy dropping a deuce and say, “I have to have that, now”? I think catching the gay causes sex drive to subside.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:37 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:37 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
All chaps are assless 
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:38 pm to upgrayedd
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:38 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
What exactly are you trying to say?
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:40 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Two male income providers without kids and everything you can come up with is about their sex lives??? Sorry brother but it sounds like you have the gay, congrats on the new tax bracket though
This post was edited on 6/16/18 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:41 pm to northshorebamaman
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Or, that most gay men don't have children and have more time to fully dedicate to their careers.
Isn't that the definition of privilege?
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:43 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Go try it out for a year or two then report back to us.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:44 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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Question about the gays
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:47 pm to soccerfüt
Fawlty Towers was great
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:48 pm to Tigerbait357
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What exactly are you trying to say?
That was one of the more incoherent and poorly thought out ramblings I've seen in a while
It's not exactly news that gay men tend to do well financially. His reasoning is severely flawed though.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:48 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Maybe it has to do with the fact that because they are gay and will not be as accepted as a straight person, they have to compensate by being better and more valuable to their company.
Anyone watch Billions? The character Taylor is a gender non-binary, which isn't a sexuality, but it's not a traditional person with traditional sexuality.. Of course it is just a TV show, but he/she is brilliant and when he/she proved how valuable he/she was, the gender thing wasn't even an issue anymore.
Anyone watch Billions? The character Taylor is a gender non-binary, which isn't a sexuality, but it's not a traditional person with traditional sexuality.. Of course it is just a TV show, but he/she is brilliant and when he/she proved how valuable he/she was, the gender thing wasn't even an issue anymore.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:51 pm to upgrayedd
I don't know. I don't spend much time pondering the concept of privilege.
But it's commonly accepted by most people (besides feminists) that one of the main reasons for the "wage gap" is because women spend more time with child-rearing than men, on average. Seems like it would logically follow that gay men make more than straight men because, on average, gay men spend even less time than straight men with parenting.
Seems to make more sense than the fact that they frick more or whatever that "twink/bear" theory is supposed to be but
But it's commonly accepted by most people (besides feminists) that one of the main reasons for the "wage gap" is because women spend more time with child-rearing than men, on average. Seems like it would logically follow that gay men make more than straight men because, on average, gay men spend even less time than straight men with parenting.
Seems to make more sense than the fact that they frick more or whatever that "twink/bear" theory is supposed to be but
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:51 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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Life is about negotiation.
We have a president with that same philosophy. It's a damn good one. You tend to get more shite done by using it.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 2:57 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
So to make more money and have a better lifestyle we should become fudge packers? No thanks.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 3:38 pm to PearlyBaker
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Sorry brother but it sounds like you have the gay, congrats on the new tax bracket though
Geez, you suck one dick and everyone thinks you’re gay..
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