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re: PSA: If you’re shorter than 5’10 use the lower urinal
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:24 am to BigUglies10
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:24 am to BigUglies10
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I need one in the floor.
Can’t help but think of the splatter that hits my shoes.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:25 am to Jon Ham
The best is when a dude sits down on the toilet to pee and then i pee between his thighs.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:31 am to Jon Ham
All the dudes posting here already use the lower urinal otherwise our 12" dongs touch the bowl. Go PSA on some forum with short dicks.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:34 am to Fat and Happy
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The best is when a dude sits down on the toilet to pee and then i pee between his thighs.

Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:43 am to Jon Ham
You’re 5’11 and you’re talking shite? Glass houses brother.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:43 am to Jon Ham
If you want to feel like a big man, get there early, my dude.
#Shortkingspeewherewewant
#Shortkingspeewherewewant
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:46 am to Jon Ham
Over 5'10".
As someone who had to potty train my son (usually very last minute/emergent situation) I always leave that one available in case theres another dad out there in the same boat.
As someone who had to potty train my son (usually very last minute/emergent situation) I always leave that one available in case theres another dad out there in the same boat.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:46 am to coolpapaboze
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Statler and Waldorf (the two old guys in the balcony on Sesame Street).
You uncultured swine. It's THE MUPPET SHOW. Now I'm irrationally mad at you and I don't even know you.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:51 am to Jon Ham
I pee in the sink, so I can wash my member after. 
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:54 am to GeauxOCDP
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Avg height dudes have more short man complex, than short ones. It's hilarious.
as a short guy (5'6") I've noticed this as well. Mingo seems to be the exception.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:54 am to Jon Ham
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I often see short dudes at the higher urinals when the lower ones are wide open,
I always assumed those were for the extremely gifted not short dudes!
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:54 am to Jon Ham
I use the first one that’s open
This isn’t rocket science
This isn’t rocket science
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:57 am to hometownhero89
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Don’t act like an inch makes a difference
When his girl left him she told me an inch made all the difference in the world.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:58 am to Jon Ham
Usually one short urinal and if I'm bringing one of my little kids to the bathroom it pisses me off when there are other open urinals and some adult is using the short one.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:59 am to Jon Ham
low urinals are ADA or for kids
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:59 am to Jon Ham
I piss in the drain on the floor in the middle of everyone to assert dominance. Make eye contact while I'm doing it.
Posted on 1/23/26 at 9:01 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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I piss in the drain on the floor in the middle of everyone to assert dominance. Make eye contact while I'm doing it
this is the only way
Posted on 1/23/26 at 9:04 am to Jon Ham
I’m taller than 5’10 but still use the lower urinal so my dick isn’t resting on the urinal cake.
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