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re: PSA: If you’re shorter than 5’10 use the lower urinal

Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:24 am to
Posted by BengalBen
Midwest
Member since May 2008
2492 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:24 am to
quote:

I need one in the floor.


Can’t help but think of the splatter that hits my shoes.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19940 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:25 am to
The best is when a dude sits down on the toilet to pee and then i pee between his thighs.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:31 am to
All the dudes posting here already use the lower urinal otherwise our 12" dongs touch the bowl. Go PSA on some forum with short dicks.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3244 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:34 am to
quote:

The best is when a dude sits down on the toilet to pee and then i pee between his thighs.

Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
3309 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:43 am to
You’re 5’11 and you’re talking shite? Glass houses brother.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95590 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:43 am to
If you want to feel like a big man, get there early, my dude.

#Shortkingspeewherewewant
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115292 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:46 am to
Over 5'10".

As someone who had to potty train my son (usually very last minute/emergent situation) I always leave that one available in case theres another dad out there in the same boat.
Posted by Styxion
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2012
1737 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Statler and Waldorf (the two old guys in the balcony on Sesame Street).


You uncultured swine. It's THE MUPPET SHOW. Now I'm irrationally mad at you and I don't even know you.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33581 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:46 am to
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55955 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:51 am to
I pee in the sink, so I can wash my member after.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92173 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:53 am to
mingo board
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16947 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Avg height dudes have more short man complex, than short ones. It's hilarious.


as a short guy (5'6") I've noticed this as well. Mingo seems to be the exception.
Posted by armytiger96
Member since Sep 2007
2486 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:54 am to
quote:

I often see short dudes at the higher urinals when the lower ones are wide open,


I always assumed those were for the extremely gifted not short dudes!
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13233 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:54 am to
I use the first one that’s open
This isn’t rocket science
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109184 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:57 am to
quote:

Don’t act like an inch makes a difference


When his girl left him she told me an inch made all the difference in the world.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
20201 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:58 am to
Usually one short urinal and if I'm bringing one of my little kids to the bathroom it pisses me off when there are other open urinals and some adult is using the short one.

Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
14803 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:59 am to
low urinals are ADA or for kids
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36754 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 8:59 am to
I piss in the drain on the floor in the middle of everyone to assert dominance. Make eye contact while I'm doing it.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92173 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 9:01 am to
quote:


I piss in the drain on the floor in the middle of everyone to assert dominance. Make eye contact while I'm doing it


this is the only way
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7455 posts
Posted on 1/23/26 at 9:04 am to
I’m taller than 5’10 but still use the lower urinal so my dick isn’t resting on the urinal cake.
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