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re: Professions that sounded fun as a kid but turned out to suck.

Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:34 pm to
Posted by LSU Jax
Gator Country Hell
Member since Sep 2006
10398 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:34 pm to
Garbage man.

Hey. It looked fun as a kid riding on the back of those trucks.
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:35 pm to
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Not sure if it sucks but some trash gal every year when school started up would say she wanted to be a marine biologist because they went to Seaworld over the summer. I've yet to ever meet one.

Anyone else experience this?


I was advised not to go into marine biology as a career field by my undergraduate advisor. Not that I was expressing interest in doing so. He just offered it as unsolicited advice and I always remembered it.

In any case, I think marine biology enthusiasts are drawn to a career that takes them to the ocean and sunny weather. But if that’s the case, I would much rather do oceanography. I was a big Robert Ballard fanboy growing up.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:37 pm to
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and live an a space the size of your garage.


may garage is pretty big
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19496 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:39 pm to
Pretty much work in general
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:40 pm to
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You have to eat paste, not shower, wear a diaper, float nonstop, and live an a space the size of your garage.



Exactly, so while I still want to go to space and walk on the Moon, I'm good for just 10 days, and I know for five of them I'm just going to be begging going to Earth. And I'll find a way to have beer up there and certainly some expensive champagne to celebrate stepping foot on the Moon after getting back off of the surface.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
34368 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:44 pm to
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was advised not to go into marine biology as a career field by my undergraduate advisor.


I looked into it seriously during my freshman year and decided against it once I saw the salary expectations. They get paid worse than teachers.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20230 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:47 pm to
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quote: Every executive or Director level woman I’ve ever known has had kids. Lol…you work for women


Sorry, didn’t really want to do lawn maintenance full time
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11587 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:47 pm to
I thought engineer meant train driver, which sounded really cool of course.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:48 pm to
By the way, just found this out, and maybe I didn't know it because he drank it on the Moon for religious purposes, but Buzz Aldrin drank wine while landed in the Moon for communion. So yes someone has already drank wine on the Moon, I just thought you'd need to be launched with the Apollo 11 lander to drink it with what was needed and what they were doing.

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Aldrin had already participated in space exploration—the longest “space walker” in history, in fact—but when he went to the moon as part of the Apollo 11 mission, the committed Presbyterian wanted to commemorate humankind’s first moon strut with something very specific: communion. (Also known as the Christian religious act of eating consecrated bread and wine as a symbol or incarnation of Jesus.) As Aldrin wrote in Guidepost magazine only a few months after his return, “I could carry the bread in a plastic packet, the way regular inflight food is wrapped. And the wine also–there will be just enough gravity on the moon for liquid to pour. I’ll be able to drink normally from a cup.”

Despite careful and conscientious planning with the pastor of his Western Presbyterian Church, and despite performing an unprecedented act on the only satellite rock created by planet collision that also creepily stalks the Earth, nothing much is known of it. We know that a golf ball was hit on the moon. So why don’t we get a good visual of some moon wine? Aldrin actually recounts the way the wine “curled” up the side of the cup gracefully. That would have been a cool pic!

As he told Guideposts, “In the radio blackout I opened the little plastic packages which contained bread and wine.” He had wanted to share that moment with the world, but apparently NASA wasn’t entirely comfortable with the idea. Madalyn Murray O’Hair had previously protested the reading of Genesis by Apollo 8, so the concept of the second man to step onto the moon performing a religious act might have been a bit too much at the time.

So Aldrin took his communion, and drank his wine, but historically it’s gone basically unnoticed. What we remember of most lunar landings, or incredibly expensive, incredibly incredible space explorations, is mostly that we haven’t found aliens yet. And, yes, when we do, we’ll need a glass of wine.


Cool story I did not know.
This post was edited on 5/24/22 at 9:53 pm
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:51 pm to
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I thought engineer meant train driver, which sounded really cool of course.



Running that Kansas to Texas line, taking on Hobos, finding approximate solutions to partial differential equations...typical engineer stuff.
Posted by FAP SAM
Member since Sep 2014
3237 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:51 pm to
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Architect
I’ve dealt with enough to realize it ain’t exactly what I thought it might be as a kid.

Thought you'd have 3 boys and marry a lovely lady with 3 girls?
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
46136 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:52 pm to
Being a sportswriter. You’re starting off covering girls high school volleyball games for peanuts.
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37322 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:55 pm to
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You have to eat paste, not shower, wear a diaper, float nonstop, and live an a space the size of your garage.


And drink your filtered urine
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
69074 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:56 pm to
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You have to eat paste, not shower, wear a diaper, float nonstop, and live an a space the size of your garage.



If that's all it was, it would be exactly everything I hoped it was when I was a kid.
Posted by Warheel
Member since Aug 2011
2233 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:57 pm to
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I would much rather do oceanography. I was a big Robert Ballard fanboy growing up.


I’m an Orrin Pilkey guy myself
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 9:59 pm to

You are a shoe in for a TLC reality series.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11597 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:02 pm to
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Not sure if it sucks but some trash gal every year when school started up would say she wanted to be a marine biologist because they went to Seaworld over the summer. I've yet to ever meet one.


Our 14 year old has said she wants to be a marine biologist for years. I think she thinks they play with dolphins all day. I know other parents with similarly aged kids who also want to be marine biologists. I’m not sure why that career is so enticing to middle schoolers.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
18718 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:06 pm to
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Pretty much every profession. This is why it’s sad that women are being duped into having no kids and chasing careers looking for fulfillment. They will never find fulfillment in the corporate world


My wife is laughing her arse off at this post and I don’t show her many

She said tell them twats on tiger droppings to suck my dick
This post was edited on 5/24/22 at 10:09 pm
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5443 posts
Posted on 5/24/22 at 10:42 pm to
I have politicians on both sides of my family. Growing up I though that it would be interesting to influence law.

Thank God I went into sales!
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3350 posts
Posted on 5/25/22 at 12:00 am to
Latex salesman.
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