Products that exceed your expectations. Products that don't work worth a frick.

Extendz didn’t make me larger

Exceeds: Chick Fil A

NWAF: wifi security cameras

Old appliances still kicking arse.

New appliances always have something wrong with them.

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Then you aren’t using it right.

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Go frick yourself. They should make it easy to use it right. I'm not some grease monkey **** that enjoys maintaining weedeaters.

Didi Seven

I bought a movie projector for $190

Thing is good enough I can watch sports on it, can even see it clearly with ambient lighting. Friends like to come over and catch the games on it too. Have the screen at about 100 inches right now

Not bad for a cheaply made Chinese piece of crap

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My parents have been married for 36 years. They got a Panasonic microwave as a wedding gift. It died 5 years ago. 

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My grandparent's house still has the only refrigerator and microwave that I can remember in it and I'm 41. My 5 year old LG has had 4 or 5 things break on it.

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They’re on their third microwave since the 1983 model died in 2013

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I don’t think it’s all that healthy to use the microwave THAT much. Seriously.

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Go frick yourself. They should make it easy to use it right. I'm not some grease monkey **** that enjoys maintaining weedeaters.

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Than you must be retarded if you can’t simply start and stop a weed eater.

A 2 stroke engine is the easiest thing on earth to maintain and use. Just don't leave old gas in the engine or frick up the mix ratio.