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re: Pretend every city Louisiana showed up at a party.

Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:50 pm to
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:50 pm to


New Iberia shows up.
Posted by jmwallett
Member since May 2015
113 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

Lafayette is fighting someone, probably Lake Charles.



Lafayette boy in one of those tight $100 t-shirts (I can't remember what they are called) mad at the Lake Charles cowboy who stole his girl.
Posted by jmwallett
Member since May 2015
113 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

Eunice shows up and has a 1st cousin, an in-law, or parrain from every other group.


Everyone in someway is tied to Eunice
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26551 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:00 pm to
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Eunice shows up and has a 1st cousin


…that at one point they have dry humped during a keg party in the woods.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98178 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:04 pm to
Natchitoches is wearing an ugly Christmas sweater.

Nobody knows where Oakdale is.

Kinder is in gambling rehab.

Crowley couldn't make it, Rice Festival weekend.

West Monroe is wearing its football letter jacket from the nineties.

Vidalia didn't open the invite because it wasn't addressed as Natchez.
This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 6:05 pm
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40124 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:26 pm to
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NOLA showed up. They just car jacked everyone in the party and rode off in their cars while doing a drive by shooting in everyone’s car.



Then Ferriday shows up and gives NOLA a speeding ticket.
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32790 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:28 pm to
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Then Ferriday shows up and gives NOLA a speeding ticket.


And then Krotz Springs gives Ferriday a ticket on his way home
Posted by nuwaydawg
Member since Nov 2007
1921 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:30 pm to
Isle of Capri enters the room. Palm trees which are indigenous to the area near Naples, Italy are brought in.
Posted by SulphursFinest
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2015
8735 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:35 pm to
Sulphur shows up in a nomex with a bag of meth
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
9363 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

Sulphur shows up in a nomex with a bag of meth

quote:

by SulphursFinest
checks out
Posted by FatMan
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2016
1766 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:37 pm to
Denham Springs rolls in with her 1st cousin Walker as her date, but soon leaves the party when half brother Watson shows up.
Posted by Metrybaw
Member since Apr 2022
179 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:38 pm to
Metairie shows up in a Lexus RX carrying a tray of chicken parm wearing stacked flip flops and then immediately has a stroke
Posted by brmach
Member since Aug 2012
771 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:53 pm to
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Sulphur shows up in a nomex with a bag of meth


Bawcomville thumps his cigarette out in the yard, nudges Denham Springs in the ribs, and says “ay, let’s go talk to that ol baw.”
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8134 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 6:56 pm to
Woodville MS sneaks in the backdoor wearing a West Feliciana Phys Ed sweatshirt. St Francisville isn't having it and blows its antique rape whistle to have them removed. A group of deer hunters from Central intercedes on Woodville's behalf when they recognize them from Illusions. They all hang out and discuss Real Tree insulated onsies and make plans for doe day.
This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 6:59 pm
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
9363 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

quote:
Sulphur shows up in a nomex with a bag of meth


Bawcomville thumps his cigarette out in the yard, nudges Denham Springs in the ribs, and says “ay, let’s go talk to that ol baw.”
don't leave Norco out
Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
3994 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

don't leave Norco out


Norco's remembrance pic is on the appetizer table
Posted by Bayou
CenLA
Member since Feb 2005
36798 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 7:44 pm to
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NOLA showed up. They just car jacked everyone in the party and rode off in their cars while doing a drive by shooting in everyone’s car.

...all the while LaToya the Destroya is licking her greasy Popeye's fingers with a big fat smile on her face
Posted by Bayou
CenLA
Member since Feb 2005
36798 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 7:46 pm to
Every female in Grant Parish is checking their Dry Prong
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
3353 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 7:59 pm to
Grand Cheneir, Creole, and Johnson Bayou bring their houses.

Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
10560 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

Bayou Pigeon doesn't fall for this "party" shite. They sit in their bateaux's idling in the spillway with rifles across their lap, certain that this is a big ruse devised by those uppity Plaquemine fricks who are on their down this very moment to run their crawfish traps.


As someone from the area, this is very on-point
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