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re: Pretend every city Louisiana showed up at a party.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:53 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:53 pm to SportsGuyNOLA
Beau Chene crew rolling up representin the 70471
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:57 pm to nuwaydawg
Bayou Pigeon doesn't fall for this "party" shite. They sit in their bateaux's idling in the spillway with rifles across their lap, certain that this is a big ruse devised by those uppity Plaquemine fricks who are on their down this very moment to run their crawfish traps.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:03 pm to Btrtigerfan
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You can't sit by St. Francisville. These seats are saved.
Correct stay away
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:03 pm to Basura Blanco
St George got caught raw doggin Prairieville in the upstairs bathroom
When Baton Rouge found out, they slashed St George's tires so they couldn't leave
When Baton Rouge found out, they slashed St George's tires so they couldn't leave
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:07 pm to Basura Blanco
Twin brothers Slidell and Chalmette roll up late so no one would notice they didn’t bring anything. Chalmette starts telling some outlandish story about being the greatest baseball player in history but they didn’t make the high school team because the coach didn’t like them. Meanwhile, Slidell has snuck outside to steal Mandeville’s catalytic converter. Covington sees them doing it and doesn’t like it but, who cares it’s Mandeville and they deserve it anyway. Bogalusa sees Slidell with the converter and stabs him and takes it. Chalmette ends up staying at the party overnight because who wants to go home to Chalmette?
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:07 pm to nuwaydawg
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This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:10 pm to nuwaydawg
Ville Platte, Eunice, Chatagnier, and Mamou show up. They're all named Fontenot.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:13 pm to nuwaydawg
Shreveport showed up in a Micheal Irving and Bossier wearing a Daryl Moose Johnson jersey and both confused why no one wants to sit with them.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:19 pm to Jim Rockford
Ruston was there earlier. They brought a casserole with their name on the dish that nobody has touched. Then they took a 6-pack out of the fridge and drank it in their car so nobody would see them drinking.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:24 pm to BeepNode
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Bunkie is a girl and will do the craziest shite you ever seen at this party.
Along with her sister Opelousas.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:25 pm to nuwaydawg
New Iberia pulls up with the fresh haircut
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:26 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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Ville Platte, Eunice, Chatagnier, and Mamou show up. They're all named Fontenot.
That's funny shite, there.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:28 pm to nuwaydawg
Westbank
Bama fans from Livingston
Bama fans from Livingston
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:29 pm to brmach
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Ruston was there earlier
Dubach eats Ruston's casserole in his klan robes
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:35 pm to TheFlyingTiger
Madisonville snuck out the house, got a 5th of Strawberry Hill, had a train run on her after getting passed out drunk & snuck out early the next morning holding her shoes.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:37 pm to nuwaydawg
Alexandria shows up on a three day meth bender.
Monroe is the fat guy that all he’s thinking about is food.
Baton Rouge is the pompous douche who won’t stop talking about going out on his boat.
Shreveport is about to fight somebody.
New Orleans is the hot babe looking for coke.
Lafayette and Lake Charles are having a competition of who can shotgun the most beers in the front yard.
Monroe is the fat guy that all he’s thinking about is food.
Baton Rouge is the pompous douche who won’t stop talking about going out on his boat.
Shreveport is about to fight somebody.
New Orleans is the hot babe looking for coke.
Lafayette and Lake Charles are having a competition of who can shotgun the most beers in the front yard.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:42 pm to nuwaydawg
Zwolle calls New Orleans a dandy. New Orleans slaps Zwolle on the face with a laminated Manuel’s hot tamale from 1995. Zwolle stabs New Orleans.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:43 pm to nuwaydawg
South of I-10 stands in 1 corner and refuses to talk to everyone else.
Avoyelles Parish goes around the room and ask everyone they don’t know who’s their mom and daddy. Everyone the do know gets asked how’s their mom and dem.
Evangeline parish shows up and starts drinking their asses off.
Avoyelles Parish goes around the room and ask everyone they don’t know who’s their mom and daddy. Everyone the do know gets asked how’s their mom and dem.
Evangeline parish shows up and starts drinking their asses off.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:44 pm to nuwaydawg
You better sell tickets or at least charge a cover.
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