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re: Pretend every city Louisiana showed up at a party.

Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:53 pm to
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17009 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:53 pm to
Beau Chene crew rolling up representin the 70471

Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8134 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 4:57 pm to
Bayou Pigeon doesn't fall for this "party" shite. They sit in their bateaux's idling in the spillway with rifles across their lap, certain that this is a big ruse devised by those uppity Plaquemine fricks who are on their down this very moment to run their crawfish traps.
Posted by Ragin Tiger 91
Houston
Member since Apr 2016
428 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

You can't sit by St. Francisville. These seats are saved.

Correct stay away
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:03 pm to
St George got caught raw doggin Prairieville in the upstairs bathroom

When Baton Rouge found out, they slashed St George's tires so they couldn't leave
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
10940 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:07 pm to
Twin brothers Slidell and Chalmette roll up late so no one would notice they didn’t bring anything. Chalmette starts telling some outlandish story about being the greatest baseball player in history but they didn’t make the high school team because the coach didn’t like them. Meanwhile, Slidell has snuck outside to steal Mandeville’s catalytic converter. Covington sees them doing it and doesn’t like it but, who cares it’s Mandeville and they deserve it anyway. Bogalusa sees Slidell with the converter and stabs him and takes it. Chalmette ends up staying at the party overnight because who wants to go home to Chalmette?
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:07 pm to
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Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:10 pm to
Ville Platte, Eunice, Chatagnier, and Mamou show up. They're all named Fontenot.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:13 pm to
Shreveport showed up in a Micheal Irving and Bossier wearing a Daryl Moose Johnson jersey and both confused why no one wants to sit with them.
Posted by brmach
Member since Aug 2012
771 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:19 pm to
Ruston was there earlier. They brought a casserole with their name on the dish that nobody has touched. Then they took a 6-pack out of the fridge and drank it in their car so nobody would see them drinking.
Posted by SA4LSU
AZ
Member since Sep 2005
4056 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:24 pm to
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Bunkie is a girl and will do the craziest shite you ever seen at this party.


Along with her sister Opelousas.
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13760 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:25 pm to
New Iberia pulls up with the fresh haircut
Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
3994 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

Ville Platte, Eunice, Chatagnier, and Mamou show up. They're all named Fontenot.


That's funny shite, there.
Posted by QuothTheRaven
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2019
183 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:28 pm to
Westbank



Bama fans from Livingston





Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
3994 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

Ruston was there earlier


Dubach eats Ruston's casserole in his klan robes
Posted by nuwaydawg
Member since Nov 2007
1921 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:32 pm to
Montezuma shows up.

Burp...

Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41891 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:35 pm to
Madisonville snuck out the house, got a 5th of Strawberry Hill, had a train run on her after getting passed out drunk & snuck out early the next morning holding her shoes.
Posted by UltraMAGAXiJinping
Member since Jul 2022
43 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:37 pm to
Alexandria shows up on a three day meth bender.

Monroe is the fat guy that all he’s thinking about is food.

Baton Rouge is the pompous douche who won’t stop talking about going out on his boat.

Shreveport is about to fight somebody.

New Orleans is the hot babe looking for coke.

Lafayette and Lake Charles are having a competition of who can shotgun the most beers in the front yard.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7314 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:42 pm to
Zwolle calls New Orleans a dandy. New Orleans slaps Zwolle on the face with a laminated Manuel’s hot tamale from 1995. Zwolle stabs New Orleans.
Posted by bakersman
Grant parish
Member since Apr 2011
5707 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:43 pm to
South of I-10 stands in 1 corner and refuses to talk to everyone else.

Avoyelles Parish goes around the room and ask everyone they don’t know who’s their mom and daddy. Everyone the do know gets asked how’s their mom and dem.

Evangeline parish shows up and starts drinking their asses off.
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
3534 posts
Posted on 7/16/22 at 5:44 pm to
You better sell tickets or at least charge a cover.

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