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re: Pretend every city Louisiana showed up at a party.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 9:10 pm to nuwaydawg
Posted on 7/16/22 at 9:10 pm to nuwaydawg
New Orleans is the life of the party, but they also robbed the bouncer and spiked Covington’s drink. Chalmette saw it happen but they didn’t say anything because they supplied the roofies. New Orleans is wearing an untucked button down that smells like bourbon and starts acting very inappropriately. Everyone ends up wishing it would leave, but knows the party would be boring without them.
Baton Rouge is coming off as an uppity bitch, thinking it’s all cool because it has LSU and a lot of fun bar and sports stories. Baton Rouge came from nothing and it shows - but it spends a lot of time working and studying, and is mostly out of practice and a little dull when it comes to partying. Denham Springs, Prarieville, and Central are having some fun with BR, but they sometimes pretend they are there with someone else when Baton Rouge occasionally does something extremely cringy.
New Roads is having a good time, and everyone seems to like the food and music they brought. They get along equally well with Breaux Bridge, Lafayette, and Baton Rouge and seems to be the “low key” life of that section of the party. But they will make an excuse to leave around 10:00pm and get to bed by 10:30pm sharp.
St Francisville is trying to fit in with the other south Louisiana towns, but is also quietly judging New Roads for being Catholic, having one too many drinks, and way too many kids. They also secretly wish they were seated next to Abita Springs and farther away from those Cajun towns with all their Mardi Gras beads and those music festivals.
Everyone thought Madisonville would be a prick because it has a history of being a racist a-hole. But it’s actually coming off as a pleasant, if slightly high brow (for this party at least) buddy to Covington. Mandeville much prefers hanging out with Madisonville than Slidell.
Ponchatula is out trying to sell strawberries. They show up late with an sad looking alligator on a chain and everyone judges them for how they treat the animal. They end up hanging out with Hammond mostly, not sure if they fit in with Covington…but also trying to stay distant from New Orleans AND Baton Rouge.
Baton Rouge is coming off as an uppity bitch, thinking it’s all cool because it has LSU and a lot of fun bar and sports stories. Baton Rouge came from nothing and it shows - but it spends a lot of time working and studying, and is mostly out of practice and a little dull when it comes to partying. Denham Springs, Prarieville, and Central are having some fun with BR, but they sometimes pretend they are there with someone else when Baton Rouge occasionally does something extremely cringy.
New Roads is having a good time, and everyone seems to like the food and music they brought. They get along equally well with Breaux Bridge, Lafayette, and Baton Rouge and seems to be the “low key” life of that section of the party. But they will make an excuse to leave around 10:00pm and get to bed by 10:30pm sharp.
St Francisville is trying to fit in with the other south Louisiana towns, but is also quietly judging New Roads for being Catholic, having one too many drinks, and way too many kids. They also secretly wish they were seated next to Abita Springs and farther away from those Cajun towns with all their Mardi Gras beads and those music festivals.
Everyone thought Madisonville would be a prick because it has a history of being a racist a-hole. But it’s actually coming off as a pleasant, if slightly high brow (for this party at least) buddy to Covington. Mandeville much prefers hanging out with Madisonville than Slidell.
Ponchatula is out trying to sell strawberries. They show up late with an sad looking alligator on a chain and everyone judges them for how they treat the animal. They end up hanging out with Hammond mostly, not sure if they fit in with Covington…but also trying to stay distant from New Orleans AND Baton Rouge.
This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 9:34 pm
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Posted on 7/16/22 at 9:18 pm to goofball
Port Allen is having a good time. It didn’t think it would get along with Plaquemine and Breaux Bridge so much…but they all stand around with the same beer and talking about fishing and hunting. They all share funny stories about Pierre Part and occasionally laugh at Baton Rouge’s antics even though they don’t have a lot in common with it.
Shreveport is hanging out with Bossier and Minden. They sit around in a circle, all quietly nursing a Diet Coke. They are the only ones at the party that are completely sober. Shreveport because it has a criminal record and is afraid of getting a DUI later. Bossier and Minden because they don’t drink.
Ruston walks buy with an ice water in hand, but leaves immediately after seeing the crowd.
Lake Charles is the cool blue collar kid that gets along extremely well with almost everyone - especially Lafayette and Baton Rouge. They seem to have countless stories about hunting and fishing. Turns out they all are in a similar line of work and drive the same model pickup truck and bitch about the same traffic problems.
Shreveport is hanging out with Bossier and Minden. They sit around in a circle, all quietly nursing a Diet Coke. They are the only ones at the party that are completely sober. Shreveport because it has a criminal record and is afraid of getting a DUI later. Bossier and Minden because they don’t drink.
Ruston walks buy with an ice water in hand, but leaves immediately after seeing the crowd.
Lake Charles is the cool blue collar kid that gets along extremely well with almost everyone - especially Lafayette and Baton Rouge. They seem to have countless stories about hunting and fishing. Turns out they all are in a similar line of work and drive the same model pickup truck and bitch about the same traffic problems.
This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 9:36 pm
Posted on 7/16/22 at 10:32 pm to LSUtiger89
Ahhh. Clever and original.
The book agents must be burning up your cell phone.
The book agents must be burning up your cell phone.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 10:40 pm to nuwaydawg
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Pretend every city Louisiana showed up at a party.
Easy. Every family reunion.
Posted on 7/16/22 at 11:44 pm to goofball
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Port Allen is having a good time. It didn’t think it would get along with Plaquemine and Breaux Bridge so much…but they all stand around with the same beer and talking about fishing and hunting. They all share funny stories about Pierre Part and occasionally laugh at Baton Rouge’s antics even though they don’t have a lot in common with it.
Iberville parish showed up with a box truck full of Old Charter, retro 10 oz bud light cans, and even a few millers for the white castle guys. They are bragging about having the highest alcohol consumption per capita in the nation.
Unfortunately Plaquemine cant hold their liqour. They are fighting with Brusly about imagined cultural differences.
The black guys from plaquemine are shooting at the black guys from white castle, no one is sure why.
Grosse Tete is pretending to be better than sorrel and Ramah while quietly shotgunning beers to chase their whiskey.
Sorrel and Ramah are powered by meth and an over consumption of fish. They are stealing everything that isn't bolted down.
There is entirely too much bass coming from their truck as it plays Garth Brooks.
Posted on 7/17/22 at 12:14 am to nuwaydawg
Houma doesn’t show up because they can’t do directions
Thibodaux shows up loud & obnoxious telling jokes that aren’t funny
Thibodaux shows up loud & obnoxious telling jokes that aren’t funny
Posted on 7/17/22 at 12:32 am to jmwallett
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Everyone in someway is tied to Eunice
It makes 0 sense
Posted on 7/17/22 at 12:58 am to nuwaydawg
Krotz Springs and St. Gabriel walk around threatening to have everyone put in jail for talking too fast, but they’ll let it slide if everyone pays them $170 right away.
Posted on 7/17/22 at 1:03 am to nuwaydawg
Every vehicle at the party from Ascension parish.
Posted on 7/17/22 at 5:17 am to JackieTreehorn
Haughton heard there was going to be a cookout.
Posted on 7/17/22 at 5:26 am to WM_Tiger
With there JBE stickers. Because rispone attacked there weak boy
Posted on 7/17/22 at 5:39 am to LSUtiger89
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NOLA showed up. They just car jacked everyone in the party and rode off in their cars while doing a drive by shooting in everyone’s car.
Posted on 7/17/22 at 5:52 am to Newrow
Too close to the target, I guess...
Posted on 7/17/22 at 6:17 am to nuwaydawg
Kentwood drank water all night and worried, wondering what Osyka was up to at their party.
Posted on 7/17/22 at 6:29 am to soccerfüt
Gonzales provides a swamp pop band and jambalaya for 2500 people.
Posted on 7/17/22 at 6:57 am to brmach
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Sulphur shows up in a nomex with a bag of meth Bawcomville thumps his cigarette out in the yard, nudges Denham Springs in the ribs, and says “ay, let’s go talk to that ol baw
Ouch. Gotta hurt sulphur and DS to be on the meth level of bawcomville.
Lafayette shows up and reminds everybody they're really Youngsville, then leaves because Braxtyn has a ball tournament early tomorrow.
Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:34 am to LSUTigahss
Downtown St. Amant can’t make it after a surprise 1.5” of rainfall but they send their best wishes and vow to make it next time.
Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:49 am to nuwaydawg
Opelousas bringing the fire to this thread
Posted on 7/17/22 at 8:55 am to nuwaydawg
Half of Lousiana showed up with their pants sagging off their arse, a 40 in a brown paper sack, and a stolen 9mm.
Posted on 7/17/22 at 9:35 am to SidetrackSilvera
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Zwolle, Many and Bogalusa.
Many wants to keep out the people they don’t like
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