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re: Pregnant wife never wants intimacy

Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:05 pm to
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:05 pm to
Can’t relate. My wife was horny as hell during both pregnancies.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
11115 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:08 pm to
Put it in her butt.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18303 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:08 pm to
This is where I parked my stroller…
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
7399 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:10 pm to
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This sucks, any advice?
find an escort
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
23951 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:21 pm to
That sucks for you. My ex was the opposite when pregnant.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
112879 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:25 pm to
How far along?

Because there is a sweet spot when they want that dick all the time.

Of course.

It never happens again.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
9658 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:25 pm to
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No.


All pregnant chicks I knew were horny as hell.


It depends on the woman, and sometimes, it depends on the child she's carrying.

Some women go into protective mode, especially during that first pregnancy, and they're like "get that thing away from me, NOTHING INSIDE ME WHILE I'M CARRYING".

Some women seem to be different with different pregnancies. One pregnancy, they'll put on a chastity belt, and the next, hormones seem to take over and they're all "Bang me now while we still can".

Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12019 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:29 pm to
Grow up. Be a man. Rub one out.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24907 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:30 pm to
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Can't get em pregnant that way.

Smart fella
Posted by donRANDOMnumbers
Hub City
Member since Nov 2006
17371 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:35 pm to
Welcome to marriage
Posted by braindeadboxer
Utopia
Member since Nov 2011
8742 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:39 pm to
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advice


She knows it isn’t yours
Posted by elcid
Band Camp
Member since Mar 2007
3036 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 10:42 pm to
Dont get married. Ooops too late.
Posted by LSU7096
Member since May 2004
2947 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 11:00 pm to
Wife, that's the problem.... They no longer have to do jack shite in or out of the bedroom and they are entitled to 50%



Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22292 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 11:04 pm to
Mr. hand will be your friend during this tumultuous time. What’s weird is pregnant chicks love to frick and are horny all the time. Maybe it’s you, and she’s not that into you.

Get a paternity test, like yesterday.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 11:04 pm to
She doesn’t think she’s attractive. She thinks she’s fat and gross. You have to show her she is not. Kind of hard, but be patient.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 11:13 pm to
My gf said all women get horny as frick so it’s probably not yours
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
15833 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 11:23 pm to
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Put it in her butt.



Finally negotiated my way through that door with my slightly pregnant wife for the first time a few hours ago...

Gents, it's a new world in the razorbroncs household

Sorry OP, my wife might as well be chasing me through the damn house lately. Your wife may have something else going on, wouldn't hurt to talk to her about it
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 11:25 pm to
ITT people trying to hardleg about pregnant chicks.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
69174 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 11:26 pm to
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Pregnant wife never wants intimacy


That is really unfortunate. Pregnant sex is phenomenal. Highly recommended.

How far along? Early was usually a no go, but it was on no later than halfway through. Get her to drink a beer or two. Then work her up first.
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
20463 posts
Posted on 9/3/21 at 11:34 pm to
Just remind her if she won’t have sex with her husband there is somebody who will.
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