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Paul Allen
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation


Trevaylin
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation



This past Saturday night at a road house bar featuring midget wrestling. It was not a midget altercation


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The Torch
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
Local Rec center

Some clown had a bunch liberal stickers on the back window of his Subaru and a dirty window from the ice storm.

I wrote TRUMP on his window with my finger and then found out he was in the car asleep, he jumped out ran to the back and took a picture with his phone.

TRU STORY - he didn't want to get his arse whooped


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Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
Location: apartment living room, Campus Crossing Brightside, Oct 22, 2009.

Combatants: Me and one of my college best friends/roommates.

Reason: drunken argument over who had actually called "shotgun" on the way home from The Bulldog, which escalated into a brawl.

Result: I gained the advantage, but overall I would say it was a draw. Injuries included bruising and severe headache.

Within 24 hours we were buddies again, laughing about the incident, and spent most of the tailgate for the Auburn game talking about how we wanted to start a fight club.

ETA: actually, it was probably in the wee hours of Oct 23, 2009.
This post was edited on 2/23 at 8:01 am


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777Tiger
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
in bed with the old lady about an hour ago, no complaints


Hulkklogan
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3rd grade, I accidentally almost made a kid fall off of the jungle gym, kid pushes me to the ground, I stand up and punch him in the jaw, he runs away and cries, but never told a teacher.


1-0, undefeated
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in bed with the old lady about an hour ago, no complaints



It was shorter than the Mike Tyson vs Marvis Frazier fight


777Tiger
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It was shorter than the Mike Tyson vs Marvis Frazier fight




kid to mom: mom, what's an orgasm?

mom: I don't know, go ask your father


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Weekend Warrior79
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
Last fight was 25 years ago in Junior year of HS at the convenience store by school (wanted to make sure we were off property). We were both weak lil shits with minimal skills so basically a draw with a few bruises.

Technically the last physical altercation was about 7 years ago during MG, but I don't count it as a fight because I really didn't do anything. Slow night at the local bar we would walk to. Bartender friend was having an argument with a customer bc they cut the guy off. Customer slapped the male bartender as I happened to be walking by. I grabbed the guy and threw him into the tables knocking him over (more of a hip toss). My crew thought he hit me and before the guy could get up and his buddy could join in, there were 4 baws beating the shite out of him. The 2 guys that got their asses kicked had to sleep it off in jail for 24 hours; we all got free rounds the rest of the night.


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Bigbee Hills
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
2005. i broke his nose and then his brother stabbed me. so, unlike a 2-loss rioting leftist pussy like yourself, i'm undefeated.

nowadays i don't fight. i'm a grown man. you put me in a headlock and you catching a clip fulla hollow tip.

you should be very careful acting like a tough guy.


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concrete_tiger
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
Uh, 6th grade. Teacher left the room, and the class bully was being an a-hole, so I pinned him to the wall with one arm, and gave him as much of an earful as a 6th grader can.

Dude was small, it wasn't a superhuman feat. Funny enough, he turned into a normal guy after 7th grade.

We live in a society. Where are you going that you get into so many fights? I guess that's one advantage to being a bigger fella... not many people show their arse to me, and if they do, we cool it off. Have literally never had to come to blows with anyone that wasn't my brother.


Paul Allen
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
Good to know. Thanks for the advice.


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CelticDog
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junior at kentucky.

bar

I had cut Latin American history as did the fullback of UK.

we were finishing our 2nd beer on a beautiful spring day.

a 6 4 bully regular came in and needed to start shite.
I stood up out of the booth and blocked his right and got a short right into his face and jumped up and dragged him into a headlock and whaled on him with short rights until mgmt broke it up.

saw him two days later with black eye. fool threatened me.
I went home.




LNCHBOX
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Last year at Mardi Gras at my spot, some drunk a-hole that was a friend of one of my relatives started fighting with the people next to us. I had to forcibly remove him since floats were going by and the action was pouring into the street. Did him a favor as he was fighting with females and their husbands would have likely kicked the shite out of the guy (they were in the back and couldn't see what was going on. Had to talk them down just to keep any semblance of peace. Cops came.

My wife was 6 months pregnant and that whole scene almost put her into early labor. Had to get the police to stop the parade so we could drive through and get to the hospital. Fun times.

Fighting is super trashy, and I still feel embarrassed for being involved in such nonsense. Best part is this guy was in his late 50s.


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LSU2001
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
About 30 years ago, in the parking lot of the Southern Comfort Bar on Fla. Blvd. right before the Livingston parish line. Got into a tiff with a young punk inside the bar for bumping into him going to the bar. Bouncers threw his arse out but the fricker waited in the parking lot for me to leave. When I left the punk and one of his friends came flying up in a POS Toyota car of some type and jumped out to get in my face. I will take shite inside a bar because I didn't want any trouble in a bar where I was a regular. Outside, in the parking lot, is a different matter. I ended up punching the punk and knocking him down and then rolling around in the gravel with the friend. The bouncers came out yelling at me to let them up. the bouncers then realized that it was the two punks against me. They told them to get in their car and get the frick off of their property and that they were calling the cops. I stuck around for a bit to make sure the idiots wouldn't try to follow me home or start some shite on the road. I finally left and went home. I won the fight but it took several days for me to recover from it. I realized then that I was getting too old for that shite and that was the last time I got into a physical altercation. Now I just go about my business while carrying a firearm. I won't fight you now, but if you attack me I will shoot your ass. Never needed it because I learned to avoid places where a fight is likely.


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wildeaux
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
I think i was there. Was that in Coach Williams or Coach Lucas class?


Donkeypunch
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
Ex Wife’s Cousins house .(Who was also my best friend) around 2008. Some of his wife’s younger brother’s friends we’re over and one of them sucker punched my brother (who was extremely drunk and cannot fight) , took him to the ground and started choking him. After I started beating the shite out of the guy, three of his buddies jumped in. Ex wife grabbed a shotgun from inside and they scattered like cockroaches........worst part is a couple of days earlier at work I had made the comment that I was 32 years old, had outgrown that shite and would never get into another fight.


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MorbidTheClown
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high school over 40 yrs ago. fighting is trashy. adults fighting is extremely trashy


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REB BEER
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saturday


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People check my knuckles and know better.



Hammertime alter?


TigerPaul
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Baton Rouge
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
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Was that in Coach Williams class?


Son, you leave yo mind in yo locker or ain't never had one?


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