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Paul Allen
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Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
Location: Hobby Lobby parking lot right outside of Parkersburg, WV

Result: Draw. Had the perpetrator in a crucifix hold (thanks to my Krav Maga training). Thankfully an off duty sheriff deputy was nearby and broke it up.

This draw brings my overall record to: 7-2-1


Legion of Doom
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
At Sonic, duh!


mikelbr
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
Logie's on the corner in Norman.

Some OU Football player wouldn't leave me be in the bathroom.


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TwoFace
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
Your mom's bedroom.




Paul Allen
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
She’s tough. I’m sure you lost.


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Wolfhound45
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
35 years ago. Supermarket parking lot with my younger brother.


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S
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
FAO Schwartz

Rockefeller Center, NYC

July

I had ventured out for some last minute birthday shopping for my darling niece when some absolute rapscallion attempted to secure the last stuffed Winston the Fecal Matter talking bear by shoving me out of the way. My absolute unit of a bodyguard did most of the damage but I’m taking credit for the W.


saturday
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
People check my knuckles and know better.


MiloDanglers
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
JM Modern Jiu Jitsu

Last Thursday


TigerOnTheMountain
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
Paul Allen’s Brad Pitt built New Orleans home

You remember you little bitch.


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Paul Allen
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
Oh, S! What a cockamamie of a mishap! Thank goodness your bodyguard was present!


S
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
TwoFace, don’t be such a prat.


S
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
Oh, Paul! It was a harrowing experience. I just had to stop off for a latte and a fat free gluten free non gmo organic no sugar added apple tart.


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Travis Scott
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McDonald’s
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
I wrote my butler a strongly worded letter because I was dissatisfied with his lack of attentiveness

He is much more attentive now


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fallguy_1978
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Half mile from St George
Member since Feb 2018
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
Probably at Triple A or Texas Club in the latter half of the 90s. It's definitely been 20+ years since I've checked knuckles.


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upgrayedd
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
Paul had an altercation with a stiff wiener that he ultimately sat on to stop the swelling.
This post was edited on 2/22 at 9:42 pm


Yewkindewit
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Near Birmingham, Alabama
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
HS, 1967, undefeated at 1-0.


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stout
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
He said he beat that weiner up and down into submission
This post was edited on 2/22 at 10:18 pm


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TwoFace
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
quote:

don’t be such a prat


Ha! Not gonna lie, I had to Google prat. frick off u brittish twat.


S
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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation
Careful how you address me, tosser.


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