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Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation

Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:30 pm
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75193 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:30 pm
Location: Hobby Lobby parking lot right outside of Parkersburg, WV

Result: Draw. Had the perpetrator in a crucifix hold (thanks to my Krav Maga training). Thankfully an off duty sheriff deputy was nearby and broke it up.

This draw brings my overall record to: 7-2-1
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
4977 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:31 pm to
At Sonic, duh!
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47497 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:33 pm to
Logie's on the corner in Norman.

Some OU Football player wouldn't leave me be in the bathroom.
Posted by TwoFace
Member since Mar 2018
1114 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:34 pm to
Your mom's bedroom.


Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75193 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:35 pm to
She’s tough. I’m sure you lost.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:35 pm to
35 years ago. Supermarket parking lot with my younger brother.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155596 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:35 pm to
FAO Schwartz

Rockefeller Center, NYC

July

I had ventured out for some last minute birthday shopping for my darling niece when some absolute rapscallion attempted to secure the last stuffed Winston the Fecal Matter talking bear by shoving me out of the way. My absolute unit of a bodyguard did most of the damage but I’m taking credit for the W.
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7095 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:36 pm to
People check my knuckles and know better.
Posted by MiloDanglers
on a dock on a bay
Member since Apr 2012
6544 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:36 pm to
JM Modern Jiu Jitsu

Last Thursday
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:36 pm to
Paul Allen’s Brad Pitt built New Orleans home

You remember you little bitch.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75193 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:36 pm to
Oh, S! What a cockamamie of a mishap! Thank goodness your bodyguard was present!
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155596 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:36 pm to
TwoFace, don’t be such a prat.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155596 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:38 pm to
Oh, Paul! It was a harrowing experience. I just had to stop off for a latte and a fat free gluten free non gmo organic no sugar added apple tart.
Posted by Travis Scott
McDonald’s
Member since Jan 2021
689 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:39 pm to
I wrote my butler a strongly worded letter because I was dissatisfied with his lack of attentiveness

He is much more attentive now
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48519 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:39 pm to
Probably at Triple A or Texas Club in the latter half of the 90s. It's definitely been 20+ years since I've checked knuckles.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:40 pm to
Paul had an altercation with a stiff wiener that he ultimately sat on to stop the swelling.
This post was edited on 2/22/21 at 9:42 pm
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20029 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:42 pm to
HS, 1967, undefeated at 1-0.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167240 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:46 pm to
He said he beat that weiner up and down into submission
This post was edited on 2/22/21 at 10:18 pm
Posted by TwoFace
Member since Mar 2018
1114 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

don’t be such a prat


Ha! Not gonna lie, I had to Google prat. frick off u brittish twat.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155596 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:47 pm to
Careful how you address me, tosser.
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