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re: Post the location and the result of your most recent physical altercation

Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:47 pm to
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14469 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:47 pm to
I’ve Been trying to make that 7-3-1 for almost 5 years now
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12125 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:49 pm to
2001 outside of Club Havana in Shreveport. One shot, dude fell on the ground and didn’t want none.
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
4977 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:50 pm to
Good thing Hammertime isn’t here. That post would take all night.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98182 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:51 pm to
Fella named Jody landed on me after jumping out of a window.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47497 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

JM Modern Jiu Jitsu

Last Thursday



Why'd you get into an argument at the BJJ Studio?
Was it over who would hold up their fist the highest while posing for a picture?
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75191 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:52 pm to


Sonic on 73?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47497 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:54 pm to
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Sonic on 73?


That's the one closest to me. Let's rassle for tots tomorrow at 11am CST.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53962 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:54 pm to
It was a Piggly Wiggly parking lot at about 2AM I don't know how many years ago. Result was a one punch KO. That was during my smoking days. Old baw popped off something smart, and I flicked a 3/4 lit cigarette at his chest. About the time he looked down and went to put out the sparks with both hands, I came over the top with an overhand right. Put him out.

I've never been one to fight fair. I'm not that tough.
This post was edited on 2/22/21 at 9:59 pm
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260404 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 9:58 pm to

The corner of Parks and Pittman in Wasilla

Portugal. The Man has a song about this bar.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20377 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:02 pm to
1992. Sixth grade. McKinley Middle. Gym. I guess I won. Just a few punches thrown from both sides. No teacher witnesses. Guy I fought and I were brought up before the principal. We joined forces and lied through our teeth. Since we both managed to weasel out of trouble we actually kind of got along after that.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:04 pm to
While tailgating before the North Texas game in 2012 I beat the shite out of a law student who was creating quite a ruckus between the Parade Grounds and the law building. His dad came over and dragged him off while laughing hysterically.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260404 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:05 pm to
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I beat the shite out of a law student


You deserve a medal for that...
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:07 pm to
Outside my house

Hobo had broken into one of our vehicles.


Result: the perp left in tears. Cops were called on me to save him. The liberal neighbors are now terrified, The conservative ones acted as my witnesses to officers who were called on me.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25526 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:07 pm to
Location: hallway

Result: loss. My lights went out before the knockout blow. Too much laughing sent me toward the canvas, but my head crashed into the wall first. Bruised shoulder and cut up knee to boot.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260404 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:08 pm to
quote:



Result: the perp left in tears. Cops were called on me to save him. The liberal neighbors are now terrified, The conservative ones acted as my witnesses to officers who were called on me.


We live in a bizarre world. It's entertaining..
Posted by Texas ellessu
East Bank of Ward's Creek
Member since Dec 2007
513 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:09 pm to
Whipped his arse back in '78. Yeah I'm old.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:11 pm to
I don't know..five years ago I believe was at a bar. Drunk guy harassed my GF and after trying to get him to knock it off and walk away for what had to be five minutes he finally called her a bitch and I shoved him into the smaller tables behind us. He fell through the group of tables..and we got kicked out. Apparently he was a regular so we were the only ones asked to leave. Was stupid af but I could not let that slide drunk or not.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30394 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:11 pm to
Floor of my parents' den when my older brother and I got into it over me taking his seat when he got up to go to the bathroom. Had to have been the late 70's, as he was home from LSU for Christmas and I was still in high school.

We were pushing, shoving, and wrestling on the floor. He got on top of me, was holding me down, and was about to punch me in the face, when my dad broke us up.

His two sons didn't believe him when he told them about it. They called me to ask about it. They didn't realize we used to get in fights, and thought I was the bad arse.
Posted by MSUDawg98
Ravens Flock
Member since Jan 2018
10023 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:12 pm to
7th grade Jr high dance. The pussy cheapshotted me and ran like a bitch. Looked up the court records and the deadbeat has spent his adult life in and out of prison.

My dad told me when I was young never to swing first but go ahead and unleash once someone took a swing. There were many times in school when that advice saved kids from a beating.
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
16924 posts
Posted on 2/22/21 at 10:16 pm to
Fred’s 20 + years ago... my buddies ex girl had been dating this new guy and she still came around to our place and talk shite about him.... so we were at Fred’s one night and he showed up, she nicknamed him something to us about his genitalia... well I just called him by that name and he sucker punched me in the nose. I was bleeding everywhere, people/bouncers grabbed me before anything else happened and I was forced out immediately... went home, yeah not an OT badass like the rest of y’all. I let it go, never saw them again
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