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re: Portland has a semen thrower they're trying to get off of their hands
Posted on 5/22/17 at 11:23 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/22/17 at 11:23 am to arseinclarse
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Kmart in Beaverton
chucking it in the right spots
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Posted on 5/22/17 at 11:34 am to arseinclarse
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Police are asking for help identifying a man suspected of throwing semen on women in Portland-area stores
fricking jackoff
Posted on 5/22/17 at 11:36 am to Wtodd
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fricking jackoff
no woories, the police are taking matters into their own hands
Posted on 5/22/17 at 12:01 pm to 777Tiger
Police are on the beat!
Posted on 5/22/17 at 12:05 pm to arseinclarse
quote:
Police are asking for help identifying a man suspected of throwing semen on women in Portland-area stores. The man follows women, throws semen on them and walks away, Portland police said in a news release.
So he is a modern day Spiderman?
This post was edited on 5/22/17 at 12:06 pm
Posted on 5/22/17 at 12:05 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/22/17 at 12:07 pm to SCLSUMuddogs
quote:Looks more like 55 to me.
Dude looks 45
Posted on 5/22/17 at 12:09 pm to Coater
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Police are on the beat!
I hear they are getting stiff opposition from the ACLU
Posted on 5/22/17 at 12:16 pm to arseinclarse
Since they haven't caught him, it sounds like he's a come and go sort of perpetrator.
Also, how quickly do you reckon those ladies realized they got struck with semen? I'm sure it took some chicks a few moments to realize, but other chicks were immediately aware that it was some nut.
After feeling something land on her arm, victim 1 said, "I think that guy just threw semen on me?" Her shopping companion reportedly responded with, "Come again?"
Also, how quickly do you reckon those ladies realized they got struck with semen? I'm sure it took some chicks a few moments to realize, but other chicks were immediately aware that it was some nut.
After feeling something land on her arm, victim 1 said, "I think that guy just threw semen on me?" Her shopping companion reportedly responded with, "Come again?"
Posted on 5/22/17 at 12:21 pm to arseinclarse
Portland has been having weird shite in the news lately.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 12:23 pm to DavidTheGnome
quote:
Portland has been having weird shite in the news lately.
should see what goes on there that doesn't make the news
This post was edited on 5/22/17 at 12:37 pm
Posted on 5/22/17 at 12:30 pm to arseinclarse
The Tualatin Valley Coater.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 12:32 pm to arseinclarse
MF'n Troy Landry.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 12:59 pm to arseinclarse
That title bro.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 1:01 pm to arseinclarse
Damn.
Didn't realize this was frowned upon.
Didn't realize this was frowned upon.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 1:22 pm to arseinclarse
Baw looks like he's from LP.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 1:31 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/22/17 at 2:20 pm to arseinclarse
Wait, this is wrong?
Posted on 5/22/17 at 2:26 pm to Coater
quote:
Police are on the beat!
The cops are really getting hard on crime.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 2:27 pm to arseinclarse
quote:eeeeewwwww
Portland has a semen thrower they're trying to get off
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