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Portland has a semen thrower they're trying to get off of their hands
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:24 am
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:24 am
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Police are asking for help identifying a man suspected of throwing semen on women in Portland-area stores. The man follows women, throws semen on them and walks away, Portland police said in a news release. A police spokesman said the man is suspected of such activity at Lamb's Garden Home Marketplace, Safeway stores in Milwaukie and Southwest Portland, and a Kmart in Beaverton. Detectives think he may have thrown semen at other people who didn't realize it, police said.
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Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:25 am to arseinclarse
gotta catch them in the act
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:26 am to arseinclarse
Another quality arse post.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:26 am to arseinclarse
This guy is spreading his seed a little too literally.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:26 am to arseinclarse
sticky situation indeed
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:27 am to arseinclarse
Does he have it in his hand or a cup? Is it someone else's or his? How can he produce enough for multiple people? And the most important question, why the frick would someone do this? So many weird questions...
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:27 am to arseinclarse
Sounds like this could be a sticky situation
ETA: dammit 777
ETA: dammit 777
This post was edited on 5/22/17 at 10:28 am
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:27 am to arseinclarse
now we can't even throw semen at women? What is this world coming to?
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:27 am to arseinclarse
The folks of San Francisco have been begging this guy to move there
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:27 am to JetsetNuggs
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So many weird questions...
You looking for answers or technique?
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:28 am to arseinclarse
That is an unusual way to give someone a facial
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:28 am to arseinclarse
That's an interesting hobby.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:28 am to arseinclarse
If I go to K-Mart, I accept the fact that im basically agreeing to get some kind of bodily fluid all over me.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:29 am to arseinclarse
I thought Lecter killed that guy?
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:29 am to SidewalkDawg
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technique
I guess I'm the only one then
This post was edited on 5/22/17 at 10:30 am
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:30 am to JetsetNuggs
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:31 am to Coater
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Portland has a semen thrower they're trying to get off of their hands
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Coater
Are you the culprit?
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:33 am to arseinclarse
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Portland police said the man — who's in his 20s to 40
He would have to be the roughest looking 20 year old in history. Dude looks 45
This post was edited on 5/22/17 at 10:35 am
Posted on 5/22/17 at 10:34 am to ProjectP2294
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I thought Lecter killed that guy?
Oh, that was Multiple Miggs. He also had a very rude mouth. Lecter talked him into swallowing his tongue.
Posted on 5/22/17 at 11:20 am to arseinclarse
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The man follows women, throws semen on them and walks away,
typical one night stand.
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