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re: Pool fashion thread - my new Nike slides are woke AF

Posted on 7/24/21 at 5:16 pm to
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
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Posted on 7/24/21 at 5:16 pm to
That’s fricked up you made a rug out of your dead dog.
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
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Posted on 7/24/21 at 5:16 pm to
How did you know what a ‘pansexual’ flag looked like?
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25399 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 5:17 pm to
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SirWinston



You are as strange as a brick with teeth marks.
Posted by Hotgin
Kazakhstan
Member since Jan 2014
1283 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 5:23 pm to
This feels very coyote-Esque
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 5:32 pm to
I hate how they throw "intersex" in there. People who are intersex were born with a very unfortunate medical condition, and do not necessarily have anything in common with the pick-a-gender crowd.

Makes me want to punch someone in the nose TBH.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
82291 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 5:34 pm to
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s that really an ideal place to keep those things? Can't say I've ever wanted a pocket on my sandals to store important valuables.


At an upscale pool scene or at a resort hotel, I’d say yes
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 7/24/21 at 5:53 pm to
They are pink.


Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131482 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 5:56 pm to
I wear slides from the house to the club house when I play golf. My spikes are in my locker. I don’t like wearing flip flops with socks. Slides are the logical footwear.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131482 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 5:57 pm to
ETA, I have old school black slides.

Not gay hot pink slides.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28638 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:00 pm to
I think you’ve cracked the code.
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:18 pm to
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No better way to impress the far left chicas at the Portland rooftop pool scene than to rock a “pansexual” flag patch on your Nike pool slides. Maybe tomorrow I’ll try the “progress” flag patch in attempt to fulfill my fantasy of hooking up with a young lady who has underarm hair? This handy reference card that Nike included helps me know how to be the best possible virtue-signaler.

I don't speak cocksucker. I have no idea what is happening here. It looks like you may have killed your dog, and previously made rugs out of your dogs.
Posted by Smeg
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Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:27 pm to
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54183 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:14 pm to
Knee length black board shorts

Frat level -100
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15874 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:30 pm to
Why would you buy anything made by Nike? Didn't you see the commercial featuring the traitor Co!in Kaepernick? Grow a penis and buy products made by companies that are not out to destroy our country!
Posted by Mr Clean
New Iberia
Member since Aug 2006
49553 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:34 pm to
You meant to log into your LSU Coyote alter for this thread?
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43688 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:37 pm to
You not with the fiancé anymore?
Posted by Lynyrd
Under the Tilt-a-Whirl
Member since Jun 2010
13178 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:40 pm to
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in attempt to fulfill my fantasy of hooking up with a young lady who has underarm hair?

If you are actually in that area and those ladies look like the antifa type, man, what is truly wrong with you?
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:46 pm to
Have you met LSU Coyote?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90894 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:52 pm to
Be careful their soy cuck husbands don’t report you to the pool board
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
82291 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 8:28 pm to
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Knee length black board shorts

Frat level -100


They’re actually 5” inseam short black tennis shorts. I haven’t worn knee length shorts for at least 7 or 8 years. I was on the forefront of the short shorts committee
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