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Please Don't Roast Marshmallows Over the Erupting Hawaii Volcano, USGS Warns
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:14 pm
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The USGS responded to one twitter user who asked, “Is it safe to roast marshmallows over volcanic vents? Assuming you had a long enough stick, that is? Or would the resulting marshmallows be poisonous?”
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Not only would it be unsafe, the USGS said, but the marshmallows would simply taste bad. The vent could be releasing sulfur dioxide or hydrogen sulfide — which both emit not-so-pleasant smells — and the sulfuric acid from vog, or volcanic smog, could create a “pretty spectacular reaction,” the USGS said.
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Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:15 pm to Tigerbait357
If it's venting hydrogen sulfide they'll have much bigger problems than the marshmallows tasting funky.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:15 pm to Tigerbait357
Some dumbasses actually had to do this for them to issue a warning.
We really have some retarded people on this planet.
We really have some retarded people on this planet.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:15 pm to Tigerbait357
YOU'RE KILLING ME, SMALLS!
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:15 pm to Tigerbait357
i'm going to take a guess this is directed at the same age range as those who were eating tide pods a couple months back.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:16 pm to Tigerbait357
This sounds like the ultimate bar room debate. All in good fun.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:18 pm to Tigerbait357
Is it safe to roast marshmallows over volcanic vents? Assuming you had a long enough stick, that is? Or would the resulting marshmallows be poisonous?”, asked the most bored person on earth.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:23 pm to Tigerbait357
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:20 pm to Tigerbait357
They need to do it over slow moving lava flows instead
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:24 pm to Btrtigerfan
Over cooked them and no seasoning smh
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:27 pm to Tigerbait357
I don't know which is worse...the USGS warning people to not roast marshmallows over a volcano, or Pasco County Sheriff's Office telling people to not shoot at Hurricane Irma...
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:29 pm to TheFonz
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I don't know which is worse...the USGS warning people to not roast marshmallows over a volcano, or Pasco County Sheriff's Office telling people to not shoot at Hurricane Irma...
You must be fun to party with
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:43 pm to Tigerbait357
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could create a “pretty spectacular reaction,” the USGS said
Well hell, now I want to see it.
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