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Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:41 pm to 777Tiger
quote:
does this smell like chloroform to you?
I’ve found that this one works 100% of the time.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:48 pm to FIREAWAY
“Wanna blow me?”
This actually worked one time.
This actually worked one time.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:52 pm to FIREAWAY
quote:
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Any chick that would frick you would be too dumb to get this.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:54 pm to Bamawaterfowl
quote:
Hey do you know what winks and fricks like a tiger? (wink)
I had a white trash 30 years old woman (working the desk at a gas station) tell me this one when I was 25.
I was so rattled I dropped my change leaving the cash register.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:55 pm to FIREAWAY
I put the STD in stud. Now all that's missing is U.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:56 pm to BOSCEAUX
Hey babe, how would you like a warm beer and a butt frick?
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:57 pm to FIREAWAY
Dtf?
Posted on 3/2/23 at 12:58 pm to sta4ever
“Wanna blow me?”
This actually worked one time.
What was the dudes' name?
This actually worked one time.
What was the dudes' name?
Posted on 3/2/23 at 1:01 pm to jaytothen
was having lunch with a couple of friends at Ruby Tuesday's in that old mall near the causeway years ago, had a smoking hot young waitress and was going back and forth with her with my famously witty banter, she finally asks if we were ready to order and I said I don't see what I want on the menu, she drops a menu on the floor and stands on it and says see anything you want on the menu now? 
Posted on 3/2/23 at 1:28 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
“I’m rich and have a medium sized penis” Works every time.
"I'm rich and have a tiny dick." This worked for me until she found out I was lying about one of them.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 1:43 pm to FIREAWAY
I love your hair!!! You like facials?
Posted on 3/2/23 at 1:45 pm to FIREAWAY
On a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9...
but I'm a 10; this isn't going to work
but I'm a 10; this isn't going to work
Posted on 3/2/23 at 1:49 pm to Midget Death Squad
are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you
Posted on 3/2/23 at 2:23 pm to Booyow
quote:
Nice shoes…wanna frick?
My dad used to say this was the best and direct way...
His advice was, if you asked 10 girls in a bar this question, and 1 said yes, you were doing just fine at the end of the night. 
Posted on 3/2/23 at 2:28 pm to FIREAWAY
To a hot female cop: "I've done something really bad. Can you take me to jail?"
Posted on 3/2/23 at 2:29 pm to Bamawaterfowl
quote:Probably both of these folks-
Hey do you know what winks and fricks like a tiger? (wink)
Posted on 3/2/23 at 2:32 pm to FIREAWAY
“ You must have a keg in your back pocket, because I’d like to tap that arse.”
Posted on 3/2/23 at 2:37 pm to GreenRockTiger
quote:
You should do some research and see if these work - then report to us
Pretty sure that study was already completed.....back in about 1989.
Posted on 3/2/23 at 3:37 pm to FIREAWAY
Must be wearing a watch but,
You: Do you want to see my magic watch?
Her: Why is it magic?
You: Well, by looking at my watch I can tell your not wearing any panties.
Her: Well I am wearing panties.
You: Oh, I'm sorry it's 10 minutes fast.
You: Do you want to see my magic watch?
Her: Why is it magic?
You: Well, by looking at my watch I can tell your not wearing any panties.
Her: Well I am wearing panties.
You: Oh, I'm sorry it's 10 minutes fast.
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