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Perfecting the piss balloon
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:47 pm
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:47 pm
As I would expect many of you are loading up on piss balloons right now in preparation for 11/3.
I have perfected filling the piss balloons reducing leakage during the process and I would assume most of ya'll don't have air pressured urethras.
Step 1: Simply piss into the syringe
Step 2: Fill balloon to desired volume
Step 3: place in fridge until game day
I have a dozen fermenting in the fridge as we speak
I have perfected filling the piss balloons reducing leakage during the process and I would assume most of ya'll don't have air pressured urethras.
Step 1: Simply piss into the syringe
Step 2: Fill balloon to desired volume
Step 3: place in fridge until game day
I have a dozen fermenting in the fridge as we speak
This post was edited on 10/24/18 at 12:53 pm
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Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:48 pm to LSUballsack
Also works for diarrhea balloons.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:48 pm to LSUballsack
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:49 pm to LSUballsack
Tell us where you tailgate as a reminder to avoid that area of campus next Saturday.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:50 pm to LSUballsack
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LSUballsack
Sounds about right.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:52 pm to LSUballsack
It’s sad how many of y’all will risk going to jail over 18 year old dudes throwing a ball around
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:56 pm to el Gaucho
You can’t go to jail for throwing a piss balloon at someone. It’s called roughhousing.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:57 pm to el Gaucho
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It’s sad how many of y’all will risk going to jail over 18 year old dudes throwing a ball around
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:58 pm to OysterPoBoy
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You can’t go to jail for throwing a piss balloon at someone. It’s called roughhousing.
what about your previously mentioned diarrhea balloons
Posted on 10/24/18 at 12:58 pm to OysterPoBoy
No it’s sexual assault
Maybe this guy is running for the Supreme Court
Maybe this guy is running for the Supreme Court
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:00 pm to LSUballsack
I’ve been counciled that those could be a misdemeanor but if you aren’t a dick to the cops you should only get a warning.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:01 pm to OysterPoBoy
Also, diarrhea is 95% piss so a good lawyer should be able to get you off.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:02 pm to LSUballsack
I've moved on from piss balloons
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:07 pm to LSUballsack
You drink the piss first? To double concentrate it?
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:10 pm to OysterPoBoy
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I’ve been counciled that those could be a misdemeanor but if you aren’t a dick to the cops you should only get a warning.
Are you fricking serious?
You throw a balloon full of piss onto another human being and if you're polite to the police you may only get a warning.
Some of you people actually have mental illnesses.
I would thoroughly enjoy watching or even participating in showing someone why throwing your piss or shite on another person is something that should be avoided, for a variety of health reason for both the receiver and the thrower.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:16 pm to OysterPoBoy
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You can’t go to jail for throwing a piss balloon at someone. It’s called roughhousing.
Unless you hit a cop, then it's called "anything we can imagine that puts your drunk a$$ in jail, with a billyclub-in-the-butt cavity search". Grow up before you get hurt!
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:16 pm to fr33manator
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You drink the piss first? To double concentrate it?
Well done.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 1:25 pm to LSUballsack
I like to put a special twist on my piss balloons by engorging on asparagus just prior to fill up.
Posted on 10/24/18 at 2:08 pm to LSUballsack
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LSUballsack
Are you 12?
Posted on 10/24/18 at 2:09 pm to el Gaucho
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throwing a ball around
more like running the ball around. have you even seen lsu's completion %?
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