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re: People who eat fast food and get diarrhea

Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:11 pm to
Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:11 pm to
This might be the most subtle “I’m closeted trashy” brag thread ever!
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
8472 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 10:16 pm to
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Funny thing is I get the nasty shits from subway of all places


Same! It's a recent occurrence because I ate it all the time in college. I thought it was the cheese so I cut that out but still the flying shits. Changed the meats, didn't matter.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 11:39 pm to
Nothing much bothers me, unless I eat something sweet in the morning along with sugary orange juice, or eat KFC for lunch.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15429 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 11:48 pm to
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Shoney's breakfast bar

My office (30+ people) ate their near Christmas in '16 for the breakfast bar.

It was a scene straight outta Fast and Furious racing back to the office to claim the shitters.

Have not been back since then nor plan to go back.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
23316 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 12:00 am to
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Same here. Always laugh when I grab breakfast with my bros after a night of heavy drinking at Waffle House and they blame WH for their transgressions



Blame Waffle House for the alcohol shits, rather than the heavy drinking?

Your bros seem dumb.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 1:59 am to
quote:

grab breakfast with my bros


I bet you're really smart.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:03 am to
fast food doesn't give me the shits since I always have the shits anyway
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:07 am to
IDK, I retired from eating Taco Bell when I finished college.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30503 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:12 am to
Taco Bell will make me shite over a fence
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
21298 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:24 am to
If I ever want to do a cleanse, I could start with McDonalds breakfast burrito or Burger King onion rings
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52894 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:32 am to
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I bet you're really smart.

I'd bet you on it but don't feel like throwing money down the drain
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
9256 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:55 am to
The bodies of people who eat like shite build defense mechanisms like gut mucous to buffer
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 7:59 am to
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I eat fast food maybe once a month. McDonalds, Taco Bell usually. Never get uncontrollable shits. Am I in the minority? Why does my body work so well?



Because it's a reaction to MSG. Happens to about half the people who eat fast food, cheap buffets, etc.

It's not the 'quality' of food per se.

Even a nice restaurant can have items with msg in it.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:00 am to
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The only thing that gives me diarrhea is Vyvanse in the morning.



Amphetamines do that. For real.

Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
5216 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:04 am to
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Whenever I get behind in "my business" I go to Taco Bell... works every time.
Chinese food for me. Hell, just walking into the restaurant will work sometimes. Keep thinking that one day I can just drive past for some bowel-loosening on the fly.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23558 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:10 am to
The only fast food place that gives me the shits is Burger King. Any Burger King. Must be something about the oil they use.
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11896 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:10 am to
I love Johnny’s Pizza, but always have to set up at 2 AM reservation with the shitter. This is a guaranteed every time!
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
Member since Apr 2005
4477 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:11 am to
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Subway - Same! It's a recent occurrence because I ate it all the time in college. I thought it was the cheese so I cut that out but still the flying shits. Changed the meats, didn't matter.


I am convinced it is an ingredient in their bread. Or something funky in the lettuce. But I have lettuce all the time and figure lettuce is lettuce so given you can order different types of sandwiches with different meats and toppings with the same gastro outcome my hypothesis is the bread being at fault since that’s the common denominator.

That’s going to be my daughter’s next science project when she is required to use the scientific method. “What ingredient at subway is the likely culprit to cause the flaming shits”
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
57296 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:14 am to
Subway and Izzo's and even Lit Pizza are not good since all the ingredients sit out like that.
I've gotten really sick after Subway before - food poisoning.

The worse for me is Freddy's, those burgers, not good! Not sure why.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 3/23/18 at 8:17 am to
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That’s going to be my daughter’s next science project when she is required to use the scientific method. “What ingredient at subway is the likely culprit to cause the flaming shits”


It's the MSG. Find a website that lists all the items on chain restaurants' menus with MSG and identify it.


I love El Magey b/c it's a damned good value on decent Messican Food. But that fajita chicken is definitely tainted with MSG b/c i shite soon as I get home.

Same with all Chinese Buffets. General shite-Tso's Chicken.

This post was edited on 3/23/18 at 8:18 am
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