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re: Penises evolved to be big due to the sexual preferences of females....
Posted on 1/25/26 at 9:21 am to FutureMikeVIII
Posted on 1/25/26 at 9:21 am to FutureMikeVIII
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Ok, this is definitely a joke
Last few women I’ve dated admitted they all watch it regularly. Mostly when alone when they masturbating.
One showed me her history of videos and I was a little shocked. Lots of bdsm videos.
This post was edited on 1/25/26 at 9:25 am
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Posted on 1/25/26 at 10:27 am to SmackoverHawg
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will also be taking back razors, shaving cream and Brazilian wax kits.
Glad to know you're queer.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Posted on 1/25/26 at 10:43 am to RollTide1987
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Evolution is fake news.
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RollTide1987
Checks out.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 11:18 am to Cell of Awareness
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The team had set out to determine why, relative to our body size, the human penis is disproportionately thick and long compared to other great apes,
Because we are not a great ape smh ….
Posted on 1/25/26 at 11:20 am to Townedrunkard
quote:You've got a type.
Last few women I’ve dated admitted they all watch it regularly. Mostly when alone when they masturbating.
One showed me her history of videos and I was a little shocked. Lots of bdsm videos.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 11:21 am to Cell of Awareness
Women can’t tell how big we are by looking at us in public. At least not the way most of us dress. So she still has to be interested enough to actually see it. So you have to have a decent personality and not look too hideous.
Also - even at that point, this gift is not all it’s cracked up to be. Risk of injury for both partners goes up.
And I don’t care who you are…..American women usually value guys with a lot of wealth or high income over almost everything else. I wonder if that is driving evolutionary traits in some way. Guys can be an ugly a-hole with an acorn in a nutshell and women will be all over him if he is rich. And you need to be rich at like 25. Most don’t want to built anything with you and become rich together. They want it all there.
Also - even at that point, this gift is not all it’s cracked up to be. Risk of injury for both partners goes up.
And I don’t care who you are…..American women usually value guys with a lot of wealth or high income over almost everything else. I wonder if that is driving evolutionary traits in some way. Guys can be an ugly a-hole with an acorn in a nutshell and women will be all over him if he is rich. And you need to be rich at like 25. Most don’t want to built anything with you and become rich together. They want it all there.
This post was edited on 1/25/26 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 1/25/26 at 11:25 am to Cell of Awareness
Man, I was hoping they were attracted to remarkable average penises. 
Posted on 1/25/26 at 11:25 am to JEC119
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Because we are not a great ape smh ….
Except we are. Learn how to read, pls.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:35 pm to RollTide1987
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Where's the proof on this?
Evolution is so precise with everything else
Wikipedia - List of Genetic Disorders
You serious Clark
Posted on 1/25/26 at 12:55 pm to Cell of Awareness
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However, it turns out that women generally prefer men who are well-endowed, per a new academic study published in PLOS Biology.
Did we really need a new study for that one?
I have done a study and men prefer women who are also well endowed with tits and nice arse.
Its science. Sorry women. You want bigger dongs, we want nice tits and arse.
Hard to believe isnt it
Posted on 1/25/26 at 1:00 pm to JEC119
quote:we’re mammals, the bloodhound gang taught us this.
Because we are not a great ape smh ….
Posted on 1/25/26 at 1:21 pm to Cell of Awareness
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Penises evolved
Galapagos envy!
Posted on 1/25/26 at 2:43 pm to Cell of Awareness
Pimpin aint eazy gotta stretch deze hos out
-Pimp Daddy
-Pimp Daddy
Posted on 1/25/26 at 3:07 pm to Cell of Awareness
Good thing my wife isnt a cavernous whore
Posted on 1/25/26 at 3:41 pm to Cell of Awareness
A Super Wallet will supersede a super dick almost every time.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 3:41 pm to X123F45
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A slightly heavy woman is a sign of fertility and had been until the 1920s
Yeah. You're only off a few centuries.
During Ruben's time (the 1600s), women who would be considered plus-size today were thought of as very attractive and desirable back then. In the Renaissance and Baroque eras, fleshier women were thought of as healthier and wealthier.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 3:43 pm to Cell of Awareness
Why haven’t vaginas evolved to being tighter?
Posted on 1/25/26 at 3:46 pm to RollTide1987
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Penis size comes down to genetics and not evolution. If it were an evolutionary trait, none of us would feel inadequate as we'd all have big dicks.
Average human is 5.1 inches. A gorilla is 1.5 inches. Even dudes that are coming up short are long proportionally compared to the other Great Apes.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 3:47 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
quote:Because they have large skulls passing through them a few times during their lives. Probably reasonable to assume that those that couldn't expand enough ran into more life threatening complications. So the gene for small, tight vaginas was passed on less frequently.
Why haven’t vaginas evolved to being tighter?
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:39 pm to Jake88
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Simple put, humans have larger penises than apes.
I don’t want to get in a dick measuring contest with a chimpanzee. I hear they can rip your face off.
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