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re: Patented invention from 1963 designed to help women give birth easily
Posted on 1/11/25 at 10:39 am to stout
Posted on 1/11/25 at 10:39 am to stout
Did they intend for it cause breech births? Seems like that wouldn't be so helpful.
Also, can you imagine that thing slinging the packing juices all over the wall? Birth room would look like a cattle trailer after a three day haul.
Also, can you imagine that thing slinging the packing juices all over the wall? Birth room would look like a cattle trailer after a three day haul.
This post was edited on 1/11/25 at 10:40 am
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Posted on 1/11/25 at 10:41 am to stout
Posted on 1/11/25 at 10:48 am to stout
The manufacturers of forceps suppressed this technology so they could keep racking up big, big profits via traditional deliveries.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 10:49 am to Smeg
quote:
This is actually a rip-off of the failed "constipation relief table" patent.
That same thought crossed my mind.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 10:52 am to blueridgeTiger
I don’t know why, but it kind of reminds me of this:
Posted on 1/11/25 at 11:14 am to stout
Another example of why not everything patented is actually a good idea, practical or successful.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 12:16 pm to stout
Thats terrifying. And i would puke the whole time with all that spinning.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 12:19 pm to stout
This is one of the funniest things you've posted here. 
They could buy one of those prime day 55 gallon drums of lube for added fun.
They could buy one of those prime day 55 gallon drums of lube for added fun.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 12:49 pm to Oates Mustache
I love the addition of the bell “in case medical personnel are temporarily distracted”
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:09 pm to stout
Goooaaallll!
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:11 pm to TigersnJeeps
quote:
Another example of why not everything patented is actually a good idea, practical or successful.
True
I once reviewed a patent application for an electrical wet connect for mwd tools. The application had already published and my potential employer discovered that it would short out. I was reviewing this as a test of sorts. I discovered the short they already knew about by reviewing the patent drawings. Pretty embarrassing for that company to have an application published for an invention that would not do what it was designed to do.
Google patents used to have patents pop up on the start up page that were selected for being crackpot. The centrifugal birthing chair was one that would often appear.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:13 pm to stout
It would be like those things that spin the paper and you squirt paint into it. Blood and tissue and fluid would be flying everywhere.
Maybe cover the room with canvas and then sell the “art.”
Maybe cover the room with canvas and then sell the “art.”
This post was edited on 1/11/25 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:20 pm to stout
Labor pains and motion sickness at the same time. Fun.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 1:25 pm to stout
That’s how my wife got pregnant in the first place.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 3:17 pm to stout
The baby is caught in a net while the Mother spins in circles at up to 8 g’s.
What could go wrong?!
What could go wrong?!
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