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re: Paris Hilton gave birth to Jimmy Neutron?

Posted on 10/20/23 at 2:53 pm to
Posted by Antib551
Houma, LA
Member since Dec 2018
922 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 2:53 pm to
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I think I read that baby is a surrogate. Meaning it didn’t come from her. Correct me if I am wrong
You are wrong about her surrogacy. The baby is 100% her and her man's. He was implanted as a fertilized egg via IVF into a surrogate to carry. Zero surrogate DNA. She was not physically pregnant but is the mother.
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
3920 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 2:53 pm to
That thing can probably cross dimensions with that noggin
Posted by WaltWhite504
Member since Sep 2021
1337 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 2:55 pm to
Crazy lady loves paparazzi so much she has a large portrait of them fighting over her photo in her house.

You think she stands in front of that and practices red carpets?

Is that insecurity or narcissism?
Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
10210 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 2:56 pm to
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You are wrong about her surrogacy.


Its funny how people think that works.

Anyway, the birther had a hell of a time with that little noggin.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164201 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 2:56 pm to
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Are we making fun of Paris Hilton or making fun of a fricking infant?

Now we’re making fun of a guy who referenced a kids movie in his username
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11107 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 2:58 pm to
not your best work, stout.... Having a child in NICU and in a helmet for months... not the best work, brother.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120323 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 3:01 pm to
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bet that head wrecked that vag.


That vag probably handled it no problem
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90541 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 3:02 pm to
She has gotten prettier as she's gotten older.

Good for her.

The baby is probably just a trinket to her
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9435 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 3:03 pm to
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Someone at some point came


Raises hand if we are talking about Paris
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167310 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 3:06 pm to
Im sorry you dealt with that but Im not poking fun at your kid. Any parallels you draw between that and this thread are on you. Not me.

Do we need to start asking the OT what is OK to joke about so that we don't offend someone for something that might have happened in their life at one point?

People have to stop being so sensitive over words

The same people who get offended over something as simple as this thread probably make fun of "liberals" for being overly sensitive about things. Funny how people pick and choose what they what they want to get offended over. Victim mentality sucks.

Her kid is healthy and she is a celeb who parades him around for attention. She has to take the good with the bad because of the choices she makes. Plenty of celebs that never even revealed their kids for years.

I hope your kid is doing well, though.

Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150767 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 3:06 pm to
Of all the celebrities to age sort of gracefully, I would not have expected Paris Hilton. But she looks good and pretty normal honestly.
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
8665 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 3:15 pm to
I think they are talking about the clearance needed to deliver, and she did it of course. That baby has potential to be Einstein.
Posted by MizunoDude
Member since May 2020
725 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 3:15 pm to
Damn, she got a side eye….
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19430 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 3:16 pm to
So that’s what Butters looks like in non cartoon form?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41726 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 3:18 pm to
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Didn’t she have a surrogate?
yes
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11107 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 3:51 pm to
Ehh.... you're right. And yeah my daughter is all good... she's ten now. frick Paris Hilton
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11427 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 4:28 pm to
Well I think the little fella is kinda cute.

Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
16018 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 4:42 pm to
HEAD! PAPER! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The kid looks like Sputnik - spherical yet pointy

Posted by OT_Marvel
LA
Member since Nov 2019
236 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 4:49 pm to
"Like an orange on a toothpick! Bet he cries himself to sleep on his big pilla"
This post was edited on 10/20/23 at 4:50 pm
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8164 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 4:58 pm to
Has anyone noticed that she has a giant picture of paparazzi in her room there?
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