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re: Paris Hilton gave birth to Jimmy Neutron?

Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64613 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:02 pm to
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She’s doesn’t have the hips to deliver that baby.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12445 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:06 pm to
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I'm not going to make fun of the baby

Me either, but now I can’t get Hilton Head Island out of my mind.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26643 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:07 pm to
If that kid was green, I'd swear he's an alien.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54725 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:40 pm to
Did she breed with Kige Ramsey?

That noggin has real Kige potential!
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13380 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:42 pm to
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She’s still fine.



Sometimes. Still has ugly feet.
Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6044 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:42 pm to
Dude looks like he has a lot of things on his mind..
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
11721 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:44 pm to
Perhaps they can take him to her plastic surgeon.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19314 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:47 pm to
I always wanted to put a baby in her, or down the crack of her arse.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61289 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:50 pm to
Via surrogacy.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87450 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:53 pm to
she is 42, rich and rail thin

of course she used a surrogate

whom ever that surrogate is, she deserves hazard duty pay
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 6:00 pm to
The only woman that's a bigger whore than Lauren Boebert.
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
6932 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 6:33 pm to
He had to have a head that big.

Otherwise he woulda slid out way too early.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18868 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 6:34 pm to
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Are we making fun of Paris Hilton or making fun of a fricking infant?


Yep
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54725 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 6:35 pm to
Did she name him Stewie?

Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63066 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 6:36 pm to
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I promise he won't care or ever know


That kid is already reading your mind. You're fricked.
Posted by bgtiger
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2004
11429 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 6:40 pm to
This chic is so far ahead of fashion trends, she got a designer alien baby
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
5017 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 6:42 pm to
When I looked into the child's eyes I saw my own death.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30384 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 6:44 pm to
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time for an eye exam baw


Agreed, you definitely need an eye exam.
Posted by WhiteRussianDude
Member since Feb 2023
206 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:18 pm to
That baby has Hydrocephalus. Hope her docs are on it.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20153 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 7:33 pm to
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