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Parenting Board: At What Age did your kid get embarrassed for farting?
Posted on 12/15/23 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 12/15/23 at 5:37 pm
My 8yo doesn't give a frick.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 5:39 pm to deeprig9
Well he's now 20 and going strong. No fricks given.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 5:39 pm to deeprig9
Is that supposed to happen at some point? I must've skipped that phase
Posted on 12/15/23 at 5:40 pm to deeprig9
farting is hilarious at any age
Posted on 12/15/23 at 5:41 pm to deeprig9
Mines 17 and apparently it’s still hilarious.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 5:42 pm to deeprig9
I'd be more worried if your 8yo gets embarrassed from farting
Posted on 12/15/23 at 5:45 pm to deeprig9
I think for me it was 13-18 (around girls only). My boys are younger than that so we'll see. As of now farts are the funniest thing on God's green earth for us.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 5:52 pm to GRTiger
quote:
As of now farts are the funniest thing on God's green earth for us.
Successfully farting ON a sibling is the pinnacle.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 5:54 pm to LSUBFA83
I introduced the guys to the game turtle last night and I couldn't get them to settle down for bed because they were chasing each other around with a blanket and an arse full of gas. Mom was so pissed and I couldn't stop laughing. Borderline core family memory. Thank you, farts.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 5:55 pm to LSUBFA83
Successfully farting on a friend or sibling's friend is a close second
Posted on 12/15/23 at 6:20 pm to deeprig9
I still fart in public all the time.
My wife does as well.
My wife does as well.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 6:25 pm to deeprig9
My kids are tweens and think fart jokes and toilet humor are the funniest thing ever.
We play mad Libs and it's 70% scatalogical humor
We play mad Libs and it's 70% scatalogical humor
Posted on 12/15/23 at 6:27 pm to footswitch
This thread got me thinking...were farts the start of humor? I mean, it had to start somewhere.
Way back when we were still banging rocks together, talking Quest For Fire stuff...
Oog sitting around the fire with Bork and Ugga. All serious, eating raw meat, ogling the Raquel Welch in across the firepit, let’s call her Booba
.
And then all of sudden Oog lets thunder from down below rip. That sound is timeless, the flubbing of cheeks, maybe even a little squeak at the end.
Ugga and Bork stop eating and look over...Oog looks around like a dog surprised at his own fart...then the smell hits.
That rancid odor, all that raw meat and plants, noses rankling involuntarily. Booba smells it and fans her hand in front of her face.
And then it happens...the first laugh. That unstoppable belly laugh from deep down. Watching Ugga and Bork push back from the smell of a now laughing Oog, they fall clumsily on their log, Bork’s foot goes into the fire, he pulls it out and is hopping around on one foot blowing at it, then Booba starts to laugh, holding her sides in.
And SHE farts. And fart humor is born.
Crazy to think that we’ve been laughing at the same thing as the Egyptians, the Persians, the Romans, the Vikings.
But why?
Way back when we were still banging rocks together, talking Quest For Fire stuff...
Oog sitting around the fire with Bork and Ugga. All serious, eating raw meat, ogling the Raquel Welch in across the firepit, let’s call her Booba
.
And then all of sudden Oog lets thunder from down below rip. That sound is timeless, the flubbing of cheeks, maybe even a little squeak at the end.
Ugga and Bork stop eating and look over...Oog looks around like a dog surprised at his own fart...then the smell hits.
That rancid odor, all that raw meat and plants, noses rankling involuntarily. Booba smells it and fans her hand in front of her face.
And then it happens...the first laugh. That unstoppable belly laugh from deep down. Watching Ugga and Bork push back from the smell of a now laughing Oog, they fall clumsily on their log, Bork’s foot goes into the fire, he pulls it out and is hopping around on one foot blowing at it, then Booba starts to laugh, holding her sides in.
And SHE farts. And fart humor is born.
Crazy to think that we’ve been laughing at the same thing as the Egyptians, the Persians, the Romans, the Vikings.
But why?
Posted on 12/15/23 at 6:29 pm to deeprig9
quote:Not embarrassed, only wistful:
Parenting Board: At What Age did your kid get embarrassed for farting?
As the Bard said, “Farting is such sweet sorry.”
Posted on 12/15/23 at 6:33 pm to deeprig9
If there's something funnier than a fart, by all means point it out.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 6:35 pm to Pandy Fackler
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If there's something funnier than a fart, by all means point it out.
Someone at a podium sharting themselves
Posted on 12/15/23 at 6:39 pm to deeprig9
I was amazed to see how much farting appears in cartoons my granddaughter (4) watches (PinkFong). She's completely desensitized to it, she doesn't even grin or chuckle. It doesn't seem to be a bad influence on her, she doesn't go around ripping any. Maybe she's just not a very gassy child, but with my genetic contribution, I fail to see how that's possible.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 6:43 pm to deeprig9
Boys: never get embarassed by their farts, but are embarassed by Dad's farts 13-18
Girls: always embarassed
Girls: always embarassed
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