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Parenting Advice
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:22 pm
Dear OT,
You've never failed me before, and I've always implemented all of the excellent advice of the LLoT and OT ballers.
Just had my first kid... any advice appreciated! TIA
You've never failed me before, and I've always implemented all of the excellent advice of the LLoT and OT ballers.
Just had my first kid... any advice appreciated! TIA
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Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:23 pm to tigerstripedjacket
Adoption is still a viable exit plan
This post was edited on 1/2/17 at 8:24 pm
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:23 pm to tigerstripedjacket
Pick its pronouns in the first week.
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:23 pm to tigerstripedjacket
Don't raise your hand, try not to raise your voice, be firm and consistent, tell your child you love him/her.
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:24 pm to tigerstripedjacket
Miracle blanket
Thank me later
Thank me later
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:24 pm to tigerstripedjacket
Don't give in
And don't take advice from regards on the internet
And don't take advice from regards on the internet
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:25 pm to tigerstripedjacket
Dibs in 2034
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:29 pm to Salmon
Miracle blanket and Merlin sleep suit
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:30 pm to tigerstripedjacket
You just want general advice?
First, you have to feed it, burp it, bath it and change its diapers. They cry and I think it usually means they are hung, maybe tired or something is bothering them. If they are crying a lot and you can't figure out why, bring it to the doctor.
You might have to rock it to sleep sometimes. And when they are young, they sleep a lot. Not sure how much and you also have to warm up their food that looks like milk, but I think its a special kind of formula that has good stuff in it and you have to put a drop on your arm to make sure its not too hot. As time passes they will develop more and more. They will likely start smiling at some point, then crawling and all that good stuff.
First, you have to feed it, burp it, bath it and change its diapers. They cry and I think it usually means they are hung, maybe tired or something is bothering them. If they are crying a lot and you can't figure out why, bring it to the doctor.
You might have to rock it to sleep sometimes. And when they are young, they sleep a lot. Not sure how much and you also have to warm up their food that looks like milk, but I think its a special kind of formula that has good stuff in it and you have to put a drop on your arm to make sure its not too hot. As time passes they will develop more and more. They will likely start smiling at some point, then crawling and all that good stuff.
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:31 pm to SuperSaint
Too bad you will never enjoy having children...
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:31 pm to SuperSaint
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Dibs in 2034
Any preference on gender, since that remains unstated?
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:32 pm to tigerstripedjacket
First time it tries to punk you, shut that shite down, but check the knuckles first.
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:32 pm to tigerstripedjacket
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Parenting Advice
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Dear OT,
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:33 pm to tigerstripedjacket
There has been a billion kids born. You'll figure it out.
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:34 pm to tigerstripedjacket
Rock n play sleeper
Just do whatever the wifey wants for the time being. She's hormonal. It gets better.
Welcome to the best time of your life--parenthood.
Just do whatever the wifey wants for the time being. She's hormonal. It gets better.
Welcome to the best time of your life--parenthood.
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:34 pm to OweO
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They cry and I think it usually means they are hung
Certainly the problem with my sons.
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:34 pm to AUCE05
But I just really need the insight of the folks who know as much about the world as the OT legends.
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:36 pm to Isabelle81
start saving for college yesterday.
Posted on 1/2/17 at 8:39 pm to CorkSoaker
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welcome to the best time of your life--parenthood.
Everyone's pretty well aware that college is the best time of life. Everything after that is just part of an agonizing march towards death
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