Pablo Escobar was being informed on by local children

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Medellín kids"

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Doesn't work when you're not retarded and can pronounce it correctly.

We lost LucasP for this shite.

His name... Was LucasP

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We lost LucasP for this shite.

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RIP LucasP

Three midgets go to the Guinness World Records Place because they all think they're worthy of a world record. So, the first midget says he thinks he's the shortest man in the world, so he goes inside and they measure him up, and he becomes the world record holder for shortest man in the world.

The second midget says I think I have the smallest feet in the world, so he gets them measured and he receives the world record for smallest feet.

The third guy says I think I have the smallest dick in the world. So he goes inside to get measured up. Two minutes later he walks out crying and upset and exclaims, "Who the frick is DavidTheGnome?!"

what's this lucasp stuff?

I saw that too and know that it isn't pronounced that way in Espanol.

But I wasn't above passing it on to a coworker, so there's that.

Dammit, I LOLed. Here's an upvote

True story- my mother in law’s first husband was one of Pablo’s right hand men. He was killed by gunfire in New York a couple of months after Pablo was killed. She has some pretty crazy stories that I cannot say on here