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re: Owner's naked child shows customer butthole, negative review, drama ensues

Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:24 am to
Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
12951 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:24 am to
Sounds like a perfect place for weirdo Vegans to eat.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47720 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:24 am to
From the Yelp reviews:

Baby butthole: a haiku

young, soft, newly born
Chocolate starfish is not
A side dish for food
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
20725 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:25 am to
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Thread title is first rate



Thanks. I'm trying something new.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12555 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:36 am to
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mama bear


People who use this to describe themselves are trashy
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63518 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:40 am to
quote:

Owner's naked child shows customer butthole, negative review, drama ensues



Definitely a finalist for thread title of the year
Posted by willeaux
Member since Jan 2006
2998 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:47 am to
I can't help it. The word "butthole" gets me every time
Posted by indianswim
Plano, TX
Member since Jan 2010
22463 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:48 am to
Props to the news anchor for saying "butthole" and not losing it.
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35406 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:49 am to
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Young children like that run around naked. For some children it is even a phase that they go through. Not really a big deal.
While that phase is not uncommon, it's definitely uncommon and concerning in a public setting ESPECIALLY one where sanitation is a major issue. But the bigger issue is the lack of responsible and timely intervention, the repeated nature of these behaviors (pooping on the floor too), AND the apparent dismissal of the concerns by the parent.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 10:51 am to
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apparent dismissal of the concerns by the parent.



Hippies gonna Hippy
Posted by LSUrme
JP
Member since Oct 2005
5504 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:02 pm to
I give this place another 2 weeks of staying in business.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:11 pm to
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People pay good money to get this kind of an experience.


Pedophiles everywhere are flocking to this restaurant
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
7652 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:11 pm to
Butthole butthole butthole
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:12 pm to
quote:


A Memphis restaurant


I live here and I've never in my life heard of this place.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:14 pm to
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You're being as dramatic as the crazy owner lady. Young children like that run around naked. For some children it is even a phase that they go through. Not really a big deal.




At home. Not out in public. Especially a restaurant.
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28159 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:15 pm to
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This is like while I'm eating, quote:

Like I get it's a family establishment quote:

running around for like 15 minutes


Whoever wrote this review sounds like a moron.


I wonder if her head was tilted to the side while typing
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36178 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:21 pm to
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I can't help it. The word "butthole" gets me every time


I hate to admit it, but same here. I was at a tailgate a few years back and some nerd (who I didn't know) was fanatically searching for his car keys. I was helping him look when someone asked the guy "what happened?" His angry response: "I don't know! Some BUTTHOLE moved everything around and now I don't know where my keys are!" I think the juxtaposition of him being so damn angry yet referring to the perpetrator as a "butthole" just got to me I still laugh about that today.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56200 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:23 pm to
Damn dirty Hippies !

Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:23 pm to
Thus why social media will kill us all before ebola even has a chance.
Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
11552 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:28 pm to
I am pretty sure that Imagine Vegan Cafe will be attracting a whole new sort of clientele in the coming days.

Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27272 posts
Posted on 7/7/17 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Remind me what the benefits of being vegan are again?


Feeling superior to everyone else, even though we all know the truth.
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