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re: Owner's naked child shows customer butthole, negative review, drama ensues
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:13 am to anc
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:13 am to anc
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During my visit, a bare butt naked baby was running around, stood up on a table with its black theyre so dirty feet, and bent over to show me it's butthole.
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Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:14 am to anc
Thread title is first rate
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:16 am to anc
My favorite part of this story is the video in the link where the news reporter has to say "bent over to show her its butthole".
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:16 am to The Mad Fratter
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Cause you should write online restaurant reviews in the same way you'd write a research paper. As long as you can read it then it's fine for the informal world of the internet. Do you get off on trying to find grammar mistakes?
Based on the way you wrote your response, I take it you are about as dumb as the person who wrote the response.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:17 am to anc
Weird people let their kids do dumb shite and then get mad when others don't like it. i guess if I found myself in a vegan restaurant on purpose and saw a kid's butthole I shouldn't be shocked.
speaking of kids doing dumb shite in a restaurant:
I was in Moe's one day and I walk past this table in the middle that has two kids standing up dancing next to the table where their mother was talking to someone. I walk by, don't say anything and sit about 4 tables away from them. I sit down to eat and within a minute, the dancing boy comes over to my table and starts dancing next to me while staring at me (this boy is like 10 so he should know better). I look at the kid and ask him to go away nicely, then he starts air humping at me while still staring at me, I again try to shoo him away and say a little louder for him to go away. The mother apparently heard me the second time and walks over and starts yelling at me about telling her kid what to do while the kid is still creepily staring at me and air humping at me. I finally raised my voice and told her to get her fricking creepy kid away from me and she finally realized I wasn't fricking around with her bullshite and grabbed her kid and walked over to the cashier and pointed at me and ratted me out. The store didn't say shite because they saw what had happened and they left.
Very weird.
speaking of kids doing dumb shite in a restaurant:
I was in Moe's one day and I walk past this table in the middle that has two kids standing up dancing next to the table where their mother was talking to someone. I walk by, don't say anything and sit about 4 tables away from them. I sit down to eat and within a minute, the dancing boy comes over to my table and starts dancing next to me while staring at me (this boy is like 10 so he should know better). I look at the kid and ask him to go away nicely, then he starts air humping at me while still staring at me, I again try to shoo him away and say a little louder for him to go away. The mother apparently heard me the second time and walks over and starts yelling at me about telling her kid what to do while the kid is still creepily staring at me and air humping at me. I finally raised my voice and told her to get her fricking creepy kid away from me and she finally realized I wasn't fricking around with her bullshite and grabbed her kid and walked over to the cashier and pointed at me and ratted me out. The store didn't say shite because they saw what had happened and they left.
Very weird.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:19 am to anc
the fricking newsreporter lady in the video clip literally quoted her and said "...to show her it's butthole."
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:20 am to Brummy
Never met a "Chelsea" that i liked.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:20 am to The Truth 34
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:stood up on a table with its black theyre so dirty feet, and bent over to show me it's butthole.
I've been laughing for like 5 minutes...
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:22 am to anc
Whoa vegan's discriminating? Say it ain't so!
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and bent over to show me it's butthole
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:25 am to meeple
Seems the local board of health would have an issue with some nasty nude urchin frolicking about the eatery.
Report this shite and shut the restaurant down. Last laugh got, hippie bitches.
Report this shite and shut the restaurant down. Last laugh got, hippie bitches.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:25 am to Brummy
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My favorite part of this story is the video in the link where the news reporter has to say "bent over to show her its butthole".
The best part of the video to me was the owner saying "it says right there on our Facebook, it says right there on our menu that this is what we're about". Not sure if she means looking at buttholes though.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:28 am to lsuhunt555
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Whoever wrote this review sounds like a moron.
Well they are a vegan and eat tofurkey so it is to be expected.
How to tell when a vegan is in the room
Don't worry they will tell you
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:30 am to Warfarer
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The best part of the video to me was the owner saying "it says right there on our Facebook, it says right there on our menu that this is what we're about". Not sure if she means looking at buttholes though.
Non-vegan, common-sense type of folk would be called predators or pedos. or have to register as sex offenders if this happened anywhere OTHER than a vegan place.
Or CPS would be called out.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:35 am to Boudreaux35
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How old would a "baby" have to be to be running around and then able to climb up on a table and bend over to intentionally show someone his butthole?
Conceivably around 1-2 years old.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:37 am to RedPop4
You're being as dramatic as the crazy owner lady. Young children like that run around naked. For some children it is even a phase that they go through. Not really a big deal.
Eta: 11 people have never been around children and are overwhelmed by the prospect of children acting like children.
Eta: 11 people have never been around children and are overwhelmed by the prospect of children acting like children.
This post was edited on 7/7/17 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:38 am to Peazey
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Conceivably around 1-2 years old.
i think the video said the kid was like 22 months.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:39 am to anc
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During my visit, a bare butt naked baby was running around, stood up on a table with its black theyre so dirty feet, and bent over to show me it's butthole.
I had to get off the treadmill because I was afraid I would fly off due to laughter.
This is gold.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:39 am to Warfarer
I'll take this as a win. I was in the range.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:42 am to Warfarer
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i think the video said the kid was like 22 months.
"It was summer and it's hot. She does what a baby does, and she ripped it and she ran," Jeffrey said about her 22-month-old daughter.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:43 am to anc
This Twitter thread on the butthole incident is fire.
"They also hit an old lady with their car"
"For some reason I'm just not at all surprised that a vegan with wild free range children cant drive her microbus very well."
"The fact its a vegan cafe, the owner's parenting style, a dead grandma & a car accident, this sounds a movie's bad viral marketing campaign."
"They also hit an old lady with their car"
"For some reason I'm just not at all surprised that a vegan with wild free range children cant drive her microbus very well."
"The fact its a vegan cafe, the owner's parenting style, a dead grandma & a car accident, this sounds a movie's bad viral marketing campaign."
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