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Owner's naked child shows customer butthole, negative review, drama ensues
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:42 am
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:42 am
Just another weirdo vegan ...
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A Memphis restaurant deleted its social media presence after publicly shaming a customer who gave the restaurant a bad review.
The review:
"On the real, I eat here all the time. I still probably will bc I like to go out and there are few options available to me BUT y'all listen.
During my visit, a bare butt naked baby was running around, stood up on a table with its black theyre so dirty feet, and bent over to show me it's butthole. I wish I was exaggerating. This is like while I'm eating, and it's the owners kids? An older kid came over and started like yodeling and staring at me during my meal. I was SO uncomfortable. Like I get it's a family establishment and kids do weird things but naked baby was running around for like 15 minutes while all the workers started are just standing to the side talking and laughing over it.
And for my food, I can heat up a tofurky sausage just as well and in under half the time."
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A Memphis restaurant deleted its social media presence after publicly shaming a customer who gave the restaurant a bad review.
The review:
"On the real, I eat here all the time. I still probably will bc I like to go out and there are few options available to me BUT y'all listen.
During my visit, a bare butt naked baby was running around, stood up on a table with its black theyre so dirty feet, and bent over to show me it's butthole. I wish I was exaggerating. This is like while I'm eating, and it's the owners kids? An older kid came over and started like yodeling and staring at me during my meal. I was SO uncomfortable. Like I get it's a family establishment and kids do weird things but naked baby was running around for like 15 minutes while all the workers started are just standing to the side talking and laughing over it.
And for my food, I can heat up a tofurky sausage just as well and in under half the time."
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Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:45 am to anc
kid wasn't allowed to cuss so, this was his way of calling the guy an a-hole.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:45 am to anc
LOLLLLLLLLL
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:45 am to anc
Vegan food and buttholes. What more could you want?
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:46 am to anc
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tofurky sausage
fricking weirdos
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:46 am to anc
Restaurant is due for a visit from the sanitation department
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:46 am to anc
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An older kid came over and started like yodeling
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:46 am to anc
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stood up on a table with its black theyre so dirty feet, and bent over to show me it's butthole.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:47 am to anc
She never heard of dinner theater?
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:47 am to anc
So the restaurant doxed the reviewer?
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:47 am to Placebeaux
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Vegan food and buttholes. What more could you want?
tofurky sausage
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:48 am to anc
A person is shocked to see dirty hippie's kids in a a vegan restaurant?
I'm not sure how to feel about this story.
I'm not sure how to feel about this story.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:48 am to MontyFranklyn
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She never heard of dinner theater?
Dinner and a show
Play hippie games, win hippie prizes.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:50 am to anc
How old would a "baby" have to be to be running around and then able to climb up on a table and bend over to intentionally show someone his butthole?
That being said, if you insist on being "vegan" and hanging around other "vegans", you have to expect to experience weird things.
That being said, if you insist on being "vegan" and hanging around other "vegans", you have to expect to experience weird things.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:52 am to anc
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This is like while I'm eating,
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Like I get it's a family establishment
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running around for like 15 minutes
Whoever wrote this review sounds like a moron.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 8:54 am to anc
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An older kid came over and started like yodeling and staring at me during my meal. I was SO uncomfortable.
Lmao
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:06 am to lsuhunt555
Cause you should write online restaurant reviews in the same way you'd write a research paper. As long as you can read it then it's fine for the informal world of the internet. Do you get off on trying to find grammar mistakes?
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:06 am to anc
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stood up on a table with its black theyre so dirty feet, and bent over to show me it's butthole.
People pay good money to get this kind of an experience.
This post was edited on 7/7/17 at 9:25 am
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:09 am to anc
Sounds like some people need to settle down and have a good old fashioned steak and a beer.
Posted on 7/7/17 at 9:10 am to anc
That's as creative as any fake Amazon review I've ever read. 
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